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TPOT thot. Ivy grad, but don't hold it against me. Long: romance, travel, sashimi.💕✈️🍣 Short: complications. The disruptors' best kept secret.📈
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The cure to midweek blues😏

Tata Tuesday is nice and all, but Tuchus Tuesday just rolls off the tongue.

Would you work out with me?

feverish in bed longing to fever for you and not this virus🤒

Come closer, lover. (How I win at Scrabble)

Taking me on your work trip is good for your P&L.

You won't need MATLAB to map these curves.

Scenes from a(n unforgettable) first date. I can't wait to see him again.🥰

Heard you're into backtesting.🖥️

Don't worry about yield curves, focus on my curves.

I made brunch. Join me?

Down like the market, but you’re on top, you locked in the short(y).

The weather is beautiful, let's explore.🚵‍♀️

Get the most obscure word on the board and I’ll try to download your brilliance osmotically.

I know a way you can win no matter what the scoreboard looks like.🏀

I know a way you can win no matter what the scoreboard looks like.🏀

Always in training to drop your jaw; relentless.

There's a new AIRE Ancient Baths location on the UES and as a wellness slut I need to go!😍 Will you take me, pretty please? Pic to remind you I Iook cute in a robe…

How I wait for you in your suite while you’re in meetings.😇

It’s my birthday week, so I figured I’d celebrate in my birthday suit.🎉 Thank you, sweet lovers who have planned celebrations with me.🥰

Add me to your calendar as ‘chiropractor,’ I’ll work out your kinks. Working out is how you make the muscle stronger, yes?