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you're my best friend now i've no one to tell how i lost my best friend

a message to the smallest man who ever lived

charli “everything iss romantic🎵” a polachek no fundo:

i don't want him anyway, girl, take him

eu sei que você me ama você não precisa me lembrar

she = onika knows = burgers

you can come closer i'll let you hurt me how you choose

parece que você gosta de me decepcionar

she ain’t no diva

i tried to eat like your girlfriend just tea in the night i'd end up too hungry to sleep

sorry, i don't want your touch it's not that i don't want you sorry, i can't take your touch

for a fortnight

Amanda Seyfried quer Sabrina Carpenter no elenco de "Mamma Mia! 3": "Se Sabrina Carpenter quiser interpretar minha filha, eu farei acontecer. Sou uma grande fã."

Faggotry 101: introduction to faggotry Faggotry 201: intermediate faggotry Faggotry 301: advanced faggotry Faggotry 105: faggotry for scientists.and engineers

i. am. hungry. i. have. been. hungry. i. was. born. hungry. what do i need?

queria ter você de almoço

what if i told you i’m a mastermind?

Original Peter Parker from earth 616

alguns de vcs superestimam minha tolerância 💤

he always said he didn't get this song but I do

a gente podia se casar, ter 10 filhos e ensinar eles como sonhar

Jesus was seen

thinking about becoming a karen

bulba meu boi

amelie, amelie tell me no

bora

queria comer vidro

comer vrido

I’ll spend forever, wondering if you knew, I was enchanted to meet you

"Don't get tattoos you'll regret it." Skill issue, tbh.

dia infernal

wake up in the morning like fuck p diddy

🚨 Tracklist do "The Great Impersonator": 1. Only Living Girl in LA 2. Ego 3. Dog Years 4. Letter to God (1974) 5. Panic Attack 6. The End 7. I Believe in Magic 8. Letter to God (1983) 9. Hometown 10. I Never Loved You 11. Darwinism 12. Lonely is the Muse 13. Arsonist 14. Life of the Spider (Draft) +

One thing I really like in videogames is when you can import your save into the sequel where it remembers all your choices and then a guy will be like “ah the butcher of Azarios IV, the man who killed billions of people” and then literally nothing else changes and you go buy healthpacks and what not

falei que ia começar a prestar atenção nas aulas de bioquímica agora na N2 e ja dormi na primeira

super "hero"

vou socar no mínimo 3 pessoas hoje

step by step, from town to town

PSA

i wanna be her for Halloween ☆ – Silent Knight #1

ELA! Julia Soares é a grande campeã do Individual Geral no Campeonato Brasileiro de Ginástica Artística.

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I’ve decided to stop being annoying