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ngmferguson.bsky.social
Technical Designer @ Naughty Dog Not a coward
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When the Patriot Act was passed, libraries got requests for patrons’ borrowing history. We were prohibited from disclosing those requests. We deleted and shredded those records and stopped tracking reading history for that reason. ALSO.

submitted 27 days ago • 132 comments

I’m noticing a pattern

submitted 99 days ago • 31 comments

The most catfishable administration in history.

submitted 103 days ago • 6 comments

Take a moment to remember that the star at the top of your Christmas tree represents a miraculous light in the skies near Betlehem. That tonight, the only lights in the skies of Betlehem are advanced Israeli fighter jets dropping 2000-pound bombs on babies 70 kilometers away.

submitted 429 days ago • 3 comments

Panera is now selling a lemonade that makes you immortal. This is even worse than the lemonade that kills you, you’re doomed to watch all your loved ones age and perish. As you walk the lifeless Earth 1,000 eons from now you will regret getting a beverage with your Buffalo Chicken Ciabatta Melt

submitted 439 days ago • 50 comments

I always forget this app exists more people should flirt with me on here and I'll be around more

submitted 438 days ago • 1 comment

When I'm in the airport I like to try and figure out if people live here or at the destination and I'll tell you what, LA->Austin is pretty easy

submitted 539 days ago • 0 comments

Need to post something gamedev related in case anyone shows up here lookin for a reason to follow me so eh, my advice for getting into level design is to make a counter strike map or a half life level, same as it was 15 years ago. Bountiful resources, mechanics figured out, top class free editor.

submitted 554 days ago • 3 comments

Haven't seen a "Scene Selection" in a minute 😔

submitted 584 days ago • 0 comments

ME: I should eat an entire bag of jelly beans for dinner MY FAITHFUL VIZIER, FACE MASKED BY SHADOW: most wise, my liege

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Deleted Threads, nobody knows how to truly post there

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overall the energy's been great here, and i'm really not trying to be a scold, but could we please, PLEASE agree to leave this kind of behavior on twitter

submitted 594 days ago • 61 comments

If I go over to somebody's house and they tell me their paint is Porsche colored I'm robbing them

submitted 595 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like this site is really close to the sweet spot for me right now. Following more and more people I like hearing from, but not seeing so much that I'm compelled to always be on

submitted 603 days ago • 1 comment

Before I run outta viewable tweets who wants to admit they got a crush on me 😳

submitted 604 days ago • 0 comments

Guess I'm just gonna go read my book at a nice little cafe today instead 🫡

submitted 605 days ago • 0 comments