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niceguyellis.bsky.social

Friend of a friend. Very susceptible to flattery. Former aspiring podcast guest.

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I swear, I-95 in South Florida is the most come-to-a-complete-stop-ass highway in the whole universe 🤦‍♂️

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Real.

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Speaking of NPCs, what ever happened to Pinky Doll?

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Crazy. Scary. Spooky. Hilarious. ✌🏽

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I was very attracted to the way she winked at me as she sang "You know know I like my girls a little bit older"

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🎶 The girl in the miniskirt has bad taste Because her shirt don't match And there's a puddin' stain on the back What the fuck is that? It might be doo-doo 🎶 -Tupac, "I Wrote This Song in '94"

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Question: Do homemade pizzas have to be irregularly shaped to taste good? 🧐

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TILL MY LEGS FALL ASLEEP!

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www.diddukewin.com

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😂

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The whole Grammy's audience just sang "A MINORRRRRRRRR" in unison 😂 😂

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Y'all, this lady called me a hunk 😂

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‘Starting’ is one of the longest English words which can still form a word if you keep removing one letter at a time. Starting Staring String Sting Sing Sin In I

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Pretty much 🤷

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Tbh, I don't ever really call it anything at all. And I live in Florida. Now that I think of it, I haven't really referred to any body of water by its name since geography class. Do y'all go around referring to the seas by their names in everyday conversation?

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😂 Imagine being the one who discovered popcorn.

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I was a free/reduced lunch kid all thru school, and I started working at like 13, the earliest age possible in NC. I was so young that my mom had to apply for a work permit for me. I never looked @ my free lunch as sponging off the govt. I looked at it as the only way we could afford to get lunch.

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Y'all don't think it's weird how we all just collectively stopped giving a f*ck about all those unexplained drones that showed up at different places all over the world and we still don't know what they were doing or why they were there? 🤔