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How do I become a 3-percenter (person who is not aware of Donald Trump)?

ChatGPT is down but The Museum of English Rural Life still stands, proving once again that Silicon Valley cannot compete with the history of rural England and its people.

This...is...not...honest. This pic is from five years ago and not even in Los Angeles. Immoral opportunists like James Woods and Ted Cruz trade on lies to promote other lies.

The median American lives in a metro area with >1.6 million residents.

Dear friend, Mr. Trump's coronation last week was a disgrace. As I bowed in protest, I thought to myself "What has become of our nation" Now it's all up to us. Can you spare $5, $10, or even $20 so I can attend the royal feast to continue the fight?

time to figure out what you would do if you lived in germany in 1939 or so

🚨NEW: @cbsnews.com reports ICE is arresting people who can't even legally be deported and holding them without enough food or water in a federal building BASEMENT in Los Angeles. Families dutifully attending check-ins with ICE are being arrested and held for days, forced to sleep on the floor.

7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats

i probably shouldn’t say anything. will leave that to others

Funniest basketball team of all time.

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This seems like a great day to remind Bluesky that Stephen Miller lived four doors down from me freshman year And our student council person asked him (and everyone) to sign a birthday card for our dorm’s janitor And he threw a tantrum and wrote an op-ed about not socializing with “the help.”

Few people in the world just need to get the absolute piss beaten out of them and then given a swirly and stuffed in a locker quite like Stephen Miller

I’ve figured it out… I would like to throw a traditional Chandrillan wedding ceremony for my 40th birthday next year

📌In the wake of this Musk-Trump nuclear-powered slap fight, I want to remind everybody that women are too emotional to lead.

let’s go pacers

Never would have pegged Katie Miller as Chudverse Helen of Troy but here we are

Every streaming service should have two categories for documentaries, “Documentaries” and “Okay, But, Like, Actual Documentaries”.

in Ireland, Supermac’s will sell you 100 sausages in a party bucket

"A $1.5 billion London-based Builder dot ai backed by Microsoft has shuttered after its ‘neural network’ was discovered to actually be hundreds of computer engineers based in India...The farce lasted for eight years, getting exposed in May 2025. Builder announced bankruptcy shortly thereafter"

You deserve 40 seconds of baby goats playing

the ghost of jim irsay is breaking strings in hell after this victory

The Best Of Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller Dec 20,1963

Tesla Employees Scramble To Make Office Look Like They’ve Been Sleeping There theonion.com/tesla-e...

The hospital

I have been sick for a week and I just read about "something going around" in a subreddit, which I guess is how I get my information now that the CDC is officially spending the next four years determining when and how microscopes became gay.

Weird how Marilyn Manson’s lyrics were controversial in the 90s but don’t seem shocking at all anymore:

“It’s unclear what sparked the heckling.” Is it? www.mediaite.com/media/news/w...

a big boat stuck could fix us