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I finally watched Gladiator 2

I fully support him doing this as often as possible. His dad and uncle get shot and this motherfucker is going to take himself out with a tummy ache.

RFK Jr celebrated the release of the MAHA report by downing raw milk shooters in the White House with influencer Paul Saladino. Hazards of raw milk include Listeria, Salmonella, Campylobacter, Yersinia, E. coli O157:H7, and now-- avian flu.

Somebody get Myles Garrett

Put this on his tombstone.

Manifesting Jared Keeso as #Wolverine in the #MCU

#TheMummy1999 is a perfect movie.

Wyatt Earp may objectively be a better made movie, but Tombstone just works better because it never takes itself too seriously and the actors, especially Val Kilmer and Michael Biehn are fully committed to the bit. Biehn is especially underrated as Johnny Ringo

FYI to media outlets, you're misleading your readers if you repeat this at face value. There's no lawful way for him to redirect these grants elsewhere. It's a lie to distract from how the GOP budget guts educational funding, including Pell Grants at trade schools.

Satire is officially dead.

I’m going to do terrible job talking myself out of buying new copies of these. I have them all on my kindle and have already read them, but they’re so pretty!

@cnn.com is such trash. they are as complicit as any other news outlet from their cowardice and inability to take a hard stance on anything. Their move to sensationalist journalism has been a long time coming

Mike Johnson is a hemorrhoid on the government’s ass.

They’re not even good at lying anymore. And these media stooges like @jaketapper.bsky.social won’t even tell them it’s bullshit to their faces.

☘️🖕🏻Good,we don’t want that little piss boy.

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Currently reading #theDevils by Joe Abercrombie, and I can’t help thinking it would make an excellent HBO Limited series or show if there end up being sequels. I have a couple casting ideas, just for fun

How long before #JakeTapper bails for Fox News? A year or less? To be clear, probably initially as a member of a panel as the token liberal, but he’ll lean into it eventually.

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@jaketapper.bsky.social is just like every other Philly sports fan. A huge douche.

RIP to one of the all time greats.

No, universe, you can’t have him yet. Take any Trump, Kardashisn or DallasCowboy you want, but leave Joe alone.

Always wary when a thing I enjoy is adapted to another medium. Murderbot? Murderbot is good. Really really good. And of course, you should go read the books by @marthawells.com

It’s hard to pick which @mets.com player I dislike the most. Soto for bring a traitor, Lindor for being a cocky prick, McNeil for always being such a whiny bitch. So many options. Douchebags everywhere.

Currently reading and #tbr haven’t read Palahniuk in years and forgot how good he is. #booksky

Kids like this are why there’s still hope. They will save us from all these bozos.

Satire is officially dead. I give it a year until The Running Man is a real thing.

We saw every movie and read every book about robots and AI killing us and said “yes let’s make sure that happens to us for real.”

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On the bright side, that plane from Qatar could crash with Don Cheeto and his whole squad on it.

Tough break. Hoping for a full and speedy recovery for one of the best in the game.

Looks like citizens taking a tour to me. Very fine people on both sides

Currently reading. It’s about a father and daughter in the wilderness so I’m already hooked. #girldad. #booksky

FUN FACT: Helen Hunt is a stage name, her given name is The Iliad

Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out theonion.com/breakfa...

Today on Mother’s Day, let’s remember every mother deserves a livable wage, affordable child care, paid family leave, and the ability to retire with dignity. America must become a nation which treats all mothers and their kids with the respect and dignity they deserve.