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"New York’s financial elite compare the city to crime-riddled Gotham after democratic socialist bests Cuomo" well, yeah, I read that comic, too

Horrific political assassinations took place in America, & we’ve totally erased it from the National Conversation™️ because they happened in the Midwest instead of Manhattan & we’re not a serious country. Incredibly depressing on so many deep, pathetic levels. May their memories be a blessing.

Every day I wake up and I'm not the evil, disgusting moral degenerate our masters want us to be is a victory. Every night I go to bed and I haven't become one in the interim is also a victory. We're so much better than these bastards

A whole lot of fucking assholes that think NYC is a horrible crime-ridden cesspool sure are concerned about us all of a sudden ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

<"Eleanor Rigby" voice> Zohran Mamdani Popular guy whom Bill Ackman knows just how to stop: Maniac Cop

Every single thing on this list is good!

you can't draw a lot of conclusions from a single race. there are external factors, flawed candidates, the right political climate. but one conclusion you can absolutely draw is that all of the people who tell you that there's only one way things can be are fucking wrong

Dear young people, you are allowed to enjoy when horrible people lose for at least a few hours. Revel in it. Tomorrow is soon enough to start picking everything apart. lol.

KICK ROCKS, CUOMO

Election day in New York City is a reminder that in the age of Trump, Democrats in both houses of Congress probably shouldn’t be led by representatives of a state / city party machine that couldn’t close ranks against a notoriously corrupt, disgraced sex pest they all hate.

They have made the world living hell for no reason whatsoever. People will ask why this happened in a decade and there will be tremendous effort to make it more complicated than “they were evil, stupid, and bored”

it is funny how many people affiliated with the secret police have had to say "stop making fun of the secret police, the guy in the tac vest that covers him like a training bra is a hero, he tracked down and subdued two hospice orderlies using only the W-2 forms they file annually"

So the thing is is that that money that they would "withhold" comes from us, so at what point do we stop paying taxes to them? If my money isn't going to accomplish anything worthwhile, I'd just as soon it all go to the state and get (potentially) more benefit out of it.

✨👏🏾STANDING OVATION👏🏾✨

when I die, there are people who will be sad, and then life will go on for everyone ... but you know what won't happen, is there won't be fuckin mass parties in the street in every city in the country.

The only king I recognize

We have entered the "The police is saying that if the police is at your door you are not safe call the police immediately" stage of making America great again

Possible to start to tell a unified story: "Trump is personally too old, crazy, and confused to run things, so at any given time the question is which co-president is in charge. At first it was Musk, & we got the crazy chaotic DOGE era. Then Navarro: a trade war that crashed markets. Now Miller..."

My favourite one like this is Don Henley getting Brian to autograph a copy of Pet Sounds. Brian signed it "thanks for all the great music" then thought for a second, crossed out "great", and wrote "good"

Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.

Important thing to beat people over the head with: Trump has turned American cities into warzones and for fucking what? Prices are way up, jobs will be way down, the dollar is worth less, and now the highway is blocked off by cops. Maybe the Great Mythical Immigrant wasn’t the problem after all.

“Being in a country illegally” is a totally fake thing someone made up.

ACAB does not apply to Columbo because I consider Columbo to be a fae terror that manifests to stalk rich people. We don’t even know these people go to jail, none of the cases make sense in court, he just turns up and makes their lives miserable for a while and everyone goes along with it.

I hadn't read the Lee/Kirby Fantastic Fours in years, so I decided to re-read them, one issue a day. I'll be reading the last one (102) tomorrow, but maaaan the drop in quality when Kirby stops creating new stuff for the book is *stark.*

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

one of the two ideas Capitalism has left: charge people for something you ruined on purpose

Shall I be plain? I wish the bastards dead

trans people are real and bathrooms and sports are made up. if you act like that's the other way around i do not have to hear your argument because it is based on a false premise

I do not like eggs. But I love mayonnaise. I also don't notice them in fried rice. But otherwise, nope!

Everyone being constantly aware of the shittiest person on Earth for over a decade would merit lots of scientific study if that was still funded.