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Aspiring commentary YouTuber and writer. Creating stories, making videos, and trying to look like I know what I’m doing—one project at a time. 🔗 https://linktr.ee/nicholasgresik
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Oh wow, the sixth Jurassic Park movie to feature an island of deadly dinosaurs as its primary setting. Honestly, the only thing that seems to be “extinct” in these movies anymore is Hollywood’s creativity 😂 Rebirth? Lol, more like Redone. Hope I’m wrong, bc dinos are cool. youtu.be/jan5CFWs9ic?...

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Merry Christmas ya filthy animals

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Whoever needed Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson when we always had this?

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JURASSIC PARK: An inspiring tale about caged animals escaping captors hell-bent on enslaving them as gimmicky theme park attractions against their will. The film exemplifies the values persistence, problem-solving, and teamwork have in overcoming the toughest obstacles in life. Like electric fences.

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Could really use one of these this morning:

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“80% of success is just showing up.” Ah yes and 10% is being genius, 5% is owning a rabbit’s foot, 2.5% is Jupiter and Saturn being cosmically aligned, 1.5% is living in the good graces of the Eldritch gods, 1% is remembering to count the spots on the ladybug crawling from under your window screen.

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The only certainties in life are death, taxes, and the inevitable email informing you that Spotify/Disney Plus/Netflix are increasing their monthly subscription prices again.

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My mind’s eye is less like Inside Out and more so Mystery Science Theater 3000.

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I think November stole October’s thunder for being the scariest month this year 😅

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My procrastination routine - Monday: I’ll do it Tuesday Tuesday: Tired, I’ll do it Wednesday Wednesday: *naps Thursday: What happened to Wednesday? Friday: I thought today was Thursday! Saturday: How is it the weekend?! Sunday: *crams everything Monday: Need a break, I’ll do today’s work tomorrow…

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me: cat: let me use you as my bed you fucking peasant

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Just flew in from ex-Twitter. This place seems so refreshingly peaceful and quiet in comparison. Think I’ll stay awhile, take in the good vibes, and enjoy a much-needed dose of calm :) 💙

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