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USA Tomorrow bestselling sci-fi writer, senior narrative designer for (rhymes with) Lisney Dorcana, big phd energy, progressive, Seattle, gay, Stan’s partner, formerish lds nickwebb.substack.com Like sci-fi? Start here: www.amazon.com/dp/B010L6JTO0
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Just learned that the 12 days of Christmas is a song entirely about birds

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Last Christmas by Wham! is a Christmas song in the same way Die Hard is a Christmas movie

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Sex is great but have you ever reunited an orphan sock in the laundry with its pair in the sock drawer?

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Bohol, Phillipines

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i only consume art once every individual in the creation, production, and distribution chain has been certified as agreeing with my politics

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not bragging but my last banger post got me 3 new followers and at this rate when the sun goes nova I’ll have a few hundred trillion followers WITH A T

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So true.

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Your loved ones are not looking down on you from Heaven. Everyone who is looking down on you is alive and well, here on Earth.

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Air supply: “…cause you’re every woman in the world to me…” Nancy mace: “now wait just a minute there buddy…”

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this place is nicer than twitter ever was so im going to call them sweets

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so… we can just call them tweets, right?

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“I’ve lost Hope. And Faith.” - A really bad babysitter

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Jefferson Starship: we built this city on rock and roll. Building inspector: you did what now?

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You may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but everyone’s cup of tea tastes fine and why the hell are you trying to be tea anyway?

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Punctuation is very important. I ordered a “Siberian, husky” online and now this guy named Vladimir lives with us.

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“Good writers borrow. Great writers steal.” -A very famous quote of mine

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Who called it taking mushrooms instead of claiming the morel high ground?

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Plugging 66 space heaters into this bad boy

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I quote post these lines which stir my soul mathema- -tically fuck yeah

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I used to give sage advice until I forgot to water it and it died follow me for more gardening puns

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Write right #3: Fake it till you make it. Read your favorite authors and study their style. Then try to mimic them and master their voice in your own writing. Eventually you develop your own style. Babies learn by copying their parents—it’s ok for baby writers to copy established authors they admire

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remembering how Ender’s brother became the emperor of earth just by owning people on future twitter

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Maybe instead of throwing trans people under the bus we just consistently point out that what republicans really want is to peek at your genitals before you go to the bathroom which is creepy and weird

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she’s insane but thankfully incredibly stupid

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Last leg to cebu. I sleepy

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pragmatically dealing with reality and inviting the fascists into the social circle is gross, sure, but if it means gaining a bit of influence over your new “friends” in order to put guardrails on their worst policies so you can help protect the most vulnerable, then schmooze away

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Landed in Taiwan, obligatory layover shower pic (I’m obliging myself)

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Boarding for Cebu!

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This storm has not helped the needle situation

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The secret is that other writers aren't competition; they're peers, colleagues and friends. Someone who reads me is going to read other writers as well; the entire publishing economy is "yes, and." Therefore it does me no harm, and much good, to support other writers and to wish them well.

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Meet Molly, who wants you to know she’s a beach doggie even though she hates water

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Someday I want the Brad Thor treatment

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imposter syndrome made me censor myself online to the point of near complete silence. But seeing how many rich and famous dumbasses out there has loosened my thumbs, so my deepest apologies in advance

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The news of my demise was greatly exaggerated

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Count the mistakes in my form! But it’s 155 at 5am so shush

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My old author photo where I was going for the thriller writer whose name takes up the entire cover look

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Omg someone made a list of the content scraper accounts so you can block a huge chunk of them at once bsky.app/profile/fran...

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