nick-pettigrew.bsky.social
That bloke from off of Twitter. Writes books. Likes cats. That sort of thing.
You can give Ko-Fi donations too, if you fancy it:
https://ko-fi.com/nickpettigrew
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Yes, also this.
Anya: No food. Need more food.
(Takes fork, pushes circle of food into centre of bowl)
Anya: WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?
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Dulce et decorum est pro patria PHWOAR-i
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Gah, apologies. Force of habit to avoid his name-searching arse-kissing acolytes.
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Without looking, I’m going to guess his name is Chip or Taint or Bink.
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I like how somebody described it - “If you had a car that could drive straight upwards, you could get to space in an hour without breaking the speed limit.”
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iT‘s JuSt A fIlM aBoUt SpAcE bUgS
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(Three months later)
“The Xibot program was infiltrated by China and has been giving us duff suggestions like ‘Tell him where all your nukes are located’.”
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Jeremy Irons because Stella Creasey.
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Which is my way of saying I’m watching O Brother again for the nth time and wish there was a way of spending an extended stay in its world beyond the film, so brilliantly is it realised.
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I’ll also predict that the claim the site will be ‘Completely uncensored’ will prove to be
1: A lie, or
2: Tested to the point of criminal activity within 47 minutes of launching
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It’s also clearly going to be a massive money laundering exercise.
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Absolutely. It’s a role 30yrs ago you could’ve seen Whoopi Goldberg having a ball with.
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Both I Wanna Be Your Dog by The Stooges and Microphone Fiend by Eric B & Rakim feature sleigh bells but are not Christmas songs.
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I’m now taking it as canon that Gerry Adams was born with the beard and the big glasses.
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Just, as you rightly say, like that.
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Miniature of spirits instead of a sandwich (too far?)
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Sensible policies for a better Britain.
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Thank you.
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When my dad had a heart attack he was stood at a bus stop feeling awful and could’ve got one bus home (where he would’ve been on his own & the outcome would’ve been…bad) or the other to the hospital where my brother works in A&E. The latter bus came first so he got that one & he’s still here.
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Reminds me of the old gag where an explorer is told ‘When the village drums stop, it’s very bad’. They play day & night. Constantly. Weeks later they stop & frozen with fear he asks ‘Dear god, what happens now?’
‘Bass guitar solo’