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nickassunto.bsky.social
Black List Recommended Screenwriter. Nerd. Autistic. I write funny things for money but nobody has paid me yet so please pay me the munnies for the funnies.
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King, you say? Time to bring the guillotines out of storage and dust them off.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I have three niblings named Donato, Eliana, and Gabriella which makes me feel like I'm in the Italian version of Duck Tales.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Stayed up late to watch The Gorge. No regrets. We need more genre-bending horror flicks where Sigourney Weaver shows up as some corporate boss lady like this and Cabin in the Woods.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Alright Screenwriting Community, I'm trying to get back to everyone from Twitter. Help me find you!

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent. Opportunities are everywhere. Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

submitted 25 days ago • 3793 comments

Hoping that worm can get back in there and take control of RFK’s brain like a ratatouille situation.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Say what you will about Gollum but dude was the only one in Middle Earth to ever appreciate sashimi.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Now that I'm back on social media I can say that I'm on this list for my fictional Mel Brooks tale/tribute ! Thanks @theblcklst.bsky.social and @franklinleonard.bsky.social :)

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments