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The hardest thing about comedy is when the unfunniest people have notes.

Oh to be a fly on the wall when Nathan Fielder pitched this episode of The Rehearsal.

This week’s episode of The Rehearsal

Misbehavin’ one last time. #RighteousGemstones

Nepo Baby Cousin told me he’s so close to sharing my script with his dad. He just needs a few more of you to come through and sub for his newsletter.

Watching the emoji movie and it makes me want to smash my phone into tiny little pieces.

It’s @tschrack.bsky.social ‘s birthday. Resist the urge to wish him a hbd.

I see Lancer, I play with Lancer

Companies in the 1990s: The customer is always right. Companies in the 2020s: Fucking die dude.

I am no longer with Stand n’ Watch after today’s episode. Please respect my privacy at this time and wait for the tell-all book, out in 2027.

If you share an orbit with me, I’m so grateful to you. Gravity between people is an expression of love and I’m sincerely blessed to be near and alongside so many people I care about. It may not be forever, but right now it matters a great deal.

As some of you may know, in February on my 100% free Substack (certifiedfresh.substack.com) I began documenting my time playing through my backlog I'm writing the next two entries now but need help deciding what to play next The choices are Ninja Gaiden Sigma, Dungeon Siege or To The Moon

Idk man we all just gotta take care of each other

Wow, my library still had all 23 copies!

It's like buying a new car and wrapping it around a tree.

I hit send on this too soon. Add the Polygon news to the list.

If you don’t own a private island, we can’t be friends.

GiantBomb on fire. Xbox prices go up. Titanfall 3 nowhere in sight.

There are more screenplay contests than working writers. Of course Coverfly was on borrowed time.

I’m not ready for my boy to turn 20. My boy:

Every Paul Dano photo I’ve ever seen he has this expression like he knows you’re about to punch him because of something he said

Recently finished Atomfall (good game btw) and it got me thinking about why some game worlds are more engaging to explore than others open.substack.com/pub/certifie...

Nepo Baby Cousin is at it again. Please go subscribe so his dad will read my pilot.

If you need a reminder that media literacy is dead, these replies are great.

First article for Palette Swap! Can't blame United Healthcare tbh, considering their stock prices.

Latest scoop is up now. Looks like Dano will not only be getting a beating, but giving out the beating as he joins the cast of Rock’em Sock’em Robots. #filmsky hollywoodtimes.substack.com/p/paul-dano-...

Quick morning Wordle! www.twitch.tv/nickfatnite

We did it!

Time for another Wordle Stream! www.twitch.tv/nickfatnite