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Every time I get involved in a role playing video game that don’t do create your own character like any good RPG would do, I’m like: “What the fuck? How am I supposed to get girls now, man? This isn’t what I look like, there dude!!!”

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If you were to see me Panhandling, would you give me a dollar if I asked you for one?

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When I was little, I used to throw myself up with my own fingers. Now, I don’t do that because I make zombie noises, now. I STILL do it as an adult, only I make the noises of it instead of really try and make myself throw up with my own fingers.

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I know how to turn people into zombies in real life. And guess how to do it? You have to talk about them way too much, and depending on the kind of person that you infected, they’ll either make the noises right at you or do nothing at all besides remember what happened, and that’s it.

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People with Lupus be saying that everyone has Lupus and that’s not true cause not everyone you meet has Lupus. People with ADHD be saying that everyone has ADHD and that’s not true cause not everyone you meet has ADHD.

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Where’s market at?

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Oh yes. There’s sex dolls in The Toy Story universe. Meaning my sex doll, when I’m not home, comes to life when I’m not home. And guess what Amber does because I have a stuffed animal out of a dog named Scooby? Plays with the dog as they come to life.

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My dad said that if I were to talk about zombies one too many times in front of grandpa too, that he might make me carry his backpack while out hunting because of it.

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adelarev

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Joe Biden is really, really, really gonna tickle your feet with that smile.

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Child Molester is why I couldn’t graduate High School.

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Birds don’t have borders, rats don’t have borders, flies don’t have borders, and animals don’t have borders. Only humans truly have to worry about that.

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December 25 is Jesus Christ’s Birthday. October 31 is Satan’s Birthday.

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I remind people of a metalhead version of Carl Gallagher by the way of how I act.

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Wear somebody else’s clothes on when they’re knocked out.

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They literally had us pledge allegiance to the flag at school growing up.

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The Funniest Part about Kittens is that they drink from the toilet water. The Funniest Part about Puppies is that they go pee and poop inside the house.

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Vaw

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I know that’s a way of how to think about it better and all, but, I really don’t wanna think about it anymore. I instead want the remote from Click so I can treat my whole entire life experience of everything that already happened like the ultimate roleplaying simulator.

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Many older adults don’t like going on social media because too many people don’t act like how they would in real life and they think that it’s too easy and that from back in their day, social media wasn’t a thing AT ALL. Being raised like that anyway, that’s why they really don’t care.

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Elf

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Morning doesn’t necessarily mean morning. It instead means whenever you wake up. Night doesn’t necessarily mean night. It instead means whenever you go to bed.

Every time I get involved in a role playing video game that don’t do create your own character like any good RPG would do, I’m like: “What the fuck? How am I supposed to get girls now, man? This isn’t what I look like, there dude!!!”

If you were to see me Panhandling, would you give me a dollar if I asked you for one?

When I was little, I used to throw myself up with my own fingers. Now, I don’t do that because I make zombie noises, now. I STILL do it as an adult, only I make the noises of it instead of really try and make myself throw up with my own fingers.

I know how to turn people into zombies in real life. And guess how to do it? You have to talk about them way too much, and depending on the kind of person that you infected, they’ll either make the noises right at you or do nothing at all besides remember what happened, and that’s it.

People with Lupus be saying that everyone has Lupus and that’s not true cause not everyone you meet has Lupus. People with ADHD be saying that everyone has ADHD and that’s not true cause not everyone you meet has ADHD.

Where’s market at?

Oh yes. There’s sex dolls in The Toy Story universe. Meaning my sex doll, when I’m not home, comes to life when I’m not home. And guess what Amber does because I have a stuffed animal out of a dog named Scooby? Plays with the dog as they come to life.

My dad said that if I were to talk about zombies one too many times in front of grandpa too, that he might make me carry his backpack while out hunting because of it.

adelarev

Joe Biden is really, really, really gonna tickle your feet with that smile.

Child Molester is why I couldn’t graduate High School.

Birds don’t have borders, rats don’t have borders, flies don’t have borders, and animals don’t have borders. Only humans truly have to worry about that.

December 25 is Jesus Christ’s Birthday. October 31 is Satan’s Birthday.

I remind people of a metalhead version of Carl Gallagher by the way of how I act.

Wear somebody else’s clothes on when they’re knocked out.

They literally had us pledge allegiance to the flag at school growing up.

The Funniest Part about Kittens is that they drink from the toilet water. The Funniest Part about Puppies is that they go pee and poop inside the house.

Vaw

I know that’s a way of how to think about it better and all, but, I really don’t wanna think about it anymore. I instead want the remote from Click so I can treat my whole entire life experience of everything that already happened like the ultimate roleplaying simulator.

Many older adults don’t like going on social media because too many people don’t act like how they would in real life and they think that it’s too easy and that from back in their day, social media wasn’t a thing AT ALL. Being raised like that anyway, that’s why they really don’t care.

Elf

Morning doesn’t necessarily mean morning. It instead means whenever you wake up. Night doesn’t necessarily mean night. It instead means whenever you go to bed.

The end is nigh. Looking forward to meeting you all.

The real satan is here