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Hey uh….has the instagram “sassy black mom” ai spontaneously messaged anyone else or am I in a horror movie?

David Lynch is dead what’s the point of anything now

Amazon just canceled my preorder for Metroid Prime 4 that I placed on August 27, 2018. This is what gamergaters mean when they say gamers are losing their power.

Is this praxis?

No the Taco Bell chicken nuggets are nothing special but that’s not the point. The point is Taco Bell has chicken nuggets.

Who’s this Elon Musk guy?

90% of the time I can hear the stadium music on an NFL broadcast it’s Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit Of…) by Lou Bega

I can personally confirm that the Russo brothers are ai

Raider of the Lost Ark = Temple of Doom >>>>> Kingdom of the Crystal Skull > Last Crusade >>>>>>>>> Dial of Destiny No further discussion thank you

The term “mixed bag” is going to kill me. I’m going to die because of the term “mixed bag”

Very excited for the Chiefs to win by 2 points tonight after the game ends by some piddly penalty or some shit and Mahomes throws a single touchdown pass

Someone who knows music theory explain why whenever I have We Bring the Boom stuck in my head it always transitions so smoothly into Jesse Buy Nothing…Go To Prom Anyways

A little trivia for the gen z/alpha kids out there: before the US entered late stage capitalism, “cyber Monday” was not a day for online sales but rather a day when everyone sexted in an online chat room

Didn’t trust the koala changing station in the men’s room stall in the Kwik Star in Marion, Iowa. Used the floor. This is not a post about cocaine.

My last 10 GOTY picks: 2023: Tears of the Kingdom 2022: Immortality 2021: Returnal 2020: Kentucky Route Zero 2019: Outer Wilds 2018: God of War 2017: Breath of the Wild 2016: Uncharted 4 2015: Bloodbourne 2014: Alien Isolation

If the chiefs win the super bowl by 2 points I’m gonna fuckin stop watching football

Is the tv show Animal Control a prequel or sequel series to We Bought a Zoo?

No offense to Jelly Roll but who gives a fuckin shit