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Christ follower. Dad and husband Navy vet. Web dev. I may be old, but at least I'm not like all those other old guys. Repost≠Endorsement. Endorsement=Endorsement. #ChiefsKingdom #MIZ https://linktr.ee/nick.haynes
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Luka to the Lakers? What an exciting time to be a Cowboys fan!

Me spotting Playoff Lamar.

I will never apologize for a win

Next up on “The NFL Is Rigged”: now even the goalposts are in on the conspiracy. #ChiefsKingdom

I thought roasts were supposed to be mean, not complimentary. #BlueskyRoast #ChiefsKingdom

Being a recovering attorney, I get a bit wordy sometimes. This is definitely something to remember going forward. Thanks, @cassidoo.co!

If you're looking for a radically inclusive place to worship online, we've saved you a seat at The Well! 9am and 10:45am (central time)--we'd love to worship w/you! #thewell636 #progressiveclergy #church #churchtrauma #christianity #exfundie #exvangelical #affirmingchristian #progressivechristian

Between the Chiefs and Tigers, 2024 Missouri-based football is a godsend for cardiologists. #ChiefsKingdom #MIZ

Lots of new folks on Bluesky that are Chiefs fans and looking to connect and talk Chiefs. Not the easiest to do so yet. If you are a fan looking to build out a network of fans then comment below and give a repost to spread the word! Let's get this thing going! #ChiefsKingdom

I'm here. What's good?

#NFCchampionship

Breaking my self-imposed social media absence to just say one thing: #ChiefsKingdom needs to make #FireMattNagy start trending.

Optimist: Double tap looks like an amazingly cool feature. Pessimist: Double tap looks like a great way for me to oversleep and not wake up for work. #AppleEvent

Let's find out what iOS17 has to offer. #WWDC23

I need a #BlueskyInviteCode. Anyone care to share? DM’s open.

Pictured: the #Dolphins concussion protocol.

I don’t know why @NFLonCBS has decided to start treating Missouri markets like they’re out in Idaho or something, but they can stop the whole “not playing the Chiefs game while it’s on” nonsense. Absolutely stupid. #ChiefsKingdom

. @NFLonCBS, I live in Missouri. Why am I still watching #PITvsCIN when the @Chiefs are playing?!? Bad call.

In a dark marina boat shack somewhere in South Florida, Ray Finkel is smiling. #PHIvsCIN #LacesOutDan

After nearly a decade, I can finally tweet: Nick Haynes, Esquire. I PASSED THE MISSOURI BAR EXAM!!!!! #NewMOLawyers

For any #BillsMafia or Bills upper management complaining that Josh Allen didn’t get a chance last night: #ChiefsKingdom tried to help you out a few years back, and you weren’t having it. Stop yer bellyaching.

Tyreek Hill is good at football. That’s right, I said it. Come at me, @OldTakesExposed. #ChiefsKingdom

The youngest daughter: “So who is the Chiefs mascot?” Wife: “KC Wolf” Daughter: “And who is Buffalo’s mascot?” Me: “A drunk guy jumping through a table.” #ChiefsKingdom

Congrats to @NFLOfficiating on a well-earned AFC North title. #ChiefsKingdom

Do you know how bad you have to be at your job to get Andy Reid this angry? #FireTheseRefs #ChiefsKingdom

One last awful bit of news to cement the awfulness of an awful year. RIP to Betty White, the truest sense of a queen that America has ever had. The world is a better place because of the joy and laughter you brought to millions of people.

“Hey guys, let’s go stand on the logo. That’ll show…wait, what just happened?!?!?” #ChiefsKingdom

So I know I’m not a coach or anything, but if you choose a veteran over a more talented young player for their experience and awareness, and then they show none…shouldn’t you put in the young player? Asking for a friend. #ChiefsKingdom

Look what you did, @CMPunk. For shame.

Hmmm, why is #CMPunk trending, I wonder? Last I heard from @WWERomanReigns, he wasn’t all that over…

.@SouthwestAir: I spent 70 minutes on phone Saturday, & now 1 hour 50 minutes waiting for what your system said would be 23 minutes, all for your error, & still no answer. If I wanted to be ignored & abused, I would've booked a flight on United. Get it together #SouthwestAirlines

I’m not sure who needs to hear this today, but Knibb High football rules.

Me waiting for Apple to drop #iOS14 over here:

.@heykayadams : “Travis Kelce can’t block.” @tkelce:

My blood pressure tho... #ChiefsKingdom