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I'll have to remember to let what's her face know. www.the-independent.com/health-and-w...

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I don't have a ton of passions when traveling, but I have assembled quite the flora and fauna kit. For critters I have beggins treats, temptations, milk bones and water fowl pellets. For the insects and plant life I have a halfway decent set of macro lenses for my phone.

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From the roads of Utah:

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Claiming that other countries are mistreating us, even as we are currently the richest nation in history, is the billionaire mindset in a nutshell. "Yes, I'm doing better than everyone else, but I should be doing even better than everyone else! It's not fair!"

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Cat and I fell asleep holding hands. She likes having her toe beans rubbed. 😻😍

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Oh boy. Hey, everybody look at the sassy boi that loves our neighborhood kitty and wets, but won't give into the joy of scritches! We got a real tough guy over here, folks! Everyone acknowledge his toughness so he can drop his guard for scritches.

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I got to feed some long tail lemurs today. Pretty great. Kept the wife from attacking them over territory.

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The wife and I got to pet some dingos today. Admission was our baby. Here's the dingos before and after the wife strangled them. smh. Last time I take her to the zoo.

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While the top 1% keeps whittling away at the lives of desperate people, some will snap. When they do, they won't be showing up to your offices with picket signs, they'll be showing up with guns and intent. This isn't a threat to anyone, it's a p.s.a. to the arrogant fuckers running things.

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Got kicked out of no less than three magic shows tonight, because I kept lying about it being my card. "Yeah, that's my signature, but that is definitely not my card."

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I was in Las Vegas once and a drunk lady in an elevator swore that I looked just like a local celebrity. I guess my resolve was more than I thought, because I didn't kill myself when she said that it was this "celebrity:"

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Bikers that blast their radio are kind of like ice cream truck drivers, but instead of someone selling a frosty treat, you just get a douchebag compensating for their baby dick.

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I'm thinking about starting a hummus company, but with, like, a middle eastern vibe.

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Somebody once tried to shit talk the legendary Jon Gries in my presence and I had to forcefully interject that I really don't like to agree to dis a Gries. I'm sorry that you had to read that, but imagine being the one that had to think it. 😔 Somehow that emoji looks just like him.

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Taking these into an Outback Steakhouse and going into Goblin Mode on a bloomin' onion...mate.

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I'mma dangle my rump roasts that close to the water and not expect to get shark bit? Hard pass.

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Skipping the season one recap can sometimes be a mistake.

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Sorry, my coke dealer is here.

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The neighbors paid a shit ton to put in a privacy fence. Too bad one of those life guard chairs only costs $1400. I'm still feeding Chauncey milk bones and he's still going to get diarrhea!!!

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The wife got me these for a xmas present a few years back. While I don't use them to shred meat nearly as much as I should, I feel like the message is there; die in a paupers grave that is barely marked. I'm trying my best to achieve, babe.

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Yesterday was our final day at a company that we've been with for over 12 years. I don't really know about you, but ALL EYES IN THE BACK OF THE ROOM!!!

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"Sorry we missed you. We will try contacting you again tomorrow regarding your subscription of dick pills." Why contact someone to let them know that you'll be trying to contact them? It's the most redundant bullshit ever. "Can it be done in an email?" Yeah. 97% of everything can, fucking rube.

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Proper labeling is essential when vacuum sealing.

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Wait a minute. You're telling me that the guy that tried a coup because he was butt hurt that he lost an election is now ignoring judges, laws and norms? If only we had some way of knowing before November 2024!

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I always tell my kids on St. Patrick's Day eve that if they don't go to sleep early, then St. Patrick won't leave them any whiskey under the Patty Tree this year.

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Dom Torretto: "Can you drive it like you stole it?" Me: "Sure. Drive the speed limit, be courteous to other motorists and obey all the traffic laws so that I don't attract any attention from law enforcement officers." Dom Toretto: "I don't think you'd fit in with this family."

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I changed a semi truck battery all by myself and now I feel like Tim Allen i.e. coked to the gills. Saving money will get you to reevaluate your skill set real quick.

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Did Men In Black have a director's cut and win an Oscar?

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Breakfast of champions!

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There's a crematory near my house and the ice cream there is garbage. Very dry.

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This is Gavin Newsome Episode 6 And, This is Hitler in Hologram Form.

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Tesla's are battery powered. How come no one thought to throw a cup of water on that car during what can only be described as a golden opportunity?

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Guys that take their time in the stalls at a public restroom annoy me. Bravo, Mr. Not Every Trip To The Toilet Is An Emergency. I bet that these are the same people that properly chew their food. Friggin' nerds!

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This guy was Riz before rizz was even a thing.

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I can see the resemblance to Jackie.

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I once had to take a pre-employment urine test and to prep for it I chugged so much water that I gave myself diarrhea and had to come back the next day. So if you follow me, that's who you're dealing with.

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My twenty year high school reunion is next week. I can't wait to see the look on Chad Clavenstone's stupid face when he sees this pimp rolling up in the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile. #bestservedcold #marrymebeckybupkis

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"How tomorrow moves" steel leviathan it lumbers forward slowly inevitable

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