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15 years, multiple Title IX suits, countless HR complaints, dozens of teachers leaving, and a bag of gummy dicks. That's what it took. FINALLY.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Inside me were two wolves. We have since parted ways. It was stressful but for the best. Inside me now are three batshit orange cats, two constantly screaming huskies, one recidivist scofflaw raccoon, and Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh.

submitted 55 days ago • 14 comments

You asked for "I DIDN'T VOTE FOR HIM" in different languages, so we found 23 more. The Travel Edition is online now. Bon voyage! www.raygunsite.com/products/i-d... #raygun

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Happy as a clam? A clam? You mean those little things with no brain that just chill on the bottom of the ocean all day in their own little private shells and nevermind I get it now

submitted 67 days ago • 10 comments

Can we talk about the Choose Your Own Adventure book-reading child to extremely anxious decision-hating adult pipeline

submitted 79 days ago • 30 comments

I refer to growing up in the acid rain/ quicksand/impending nuclear conflict era as being "classically trained" in generalized anxiety

submitted 80 days ago • 269 comments

This morning, parking at workplace 3 was partially blocked by a literal garbage fire. Sadly, the symbolism was wasted on the wrong building (it would have been much more appropriate at workplace 1).

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Val Kilmer noooooooo

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Okay I don't know where he got it from, but this morning a local DJ said that the Teslas burning in the wildfires created a lot of pollution, while the burning cybertrucks added the distinct odor of Axe body spray and I laughed sooooo hard.

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments

Hello yes today sucked I would like a refund please

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

I'd like to make it through one day where I didn't hear something on the news and say "What. The. FUCK." Just one. One day.

submitted 157 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like I would be a great librarian except for the part where I have to let people leave with my books. You put those back I don't care what your little card says.

submitted 169 days ago • 27 comments

CONTEXT: I wrote/drew this in 2020. Lol. Happy New Year!

submitted 170 days ago • 113 comments

[every night at 2:00am] BRAIN: big-time zoomies BODY: stay in my roomies STOMACH: all-out consumies ANXIETY: impending doomies

submitted 190 days ago • 19 comments

We’re cancelling the guilty part of guilty pleasures. Wanna read romance books and drink cheap wine? Valid. Watch the trashiest reality show and scroll through Amazon? I support this. Listen to the same early 2000s pop song a thousand times in a row? Why stop there? Find that joy and SQUEEZE.

submitted 191 days ago • 42 comments

This is the second time I've heard '9 to 5' on the radio today. Is Dolly Parton okay??

submitted 207 days ago • 0 comments

@andsayhello.bsky.social

submitted 209 days ago • 1 comment

Do not follow this account. #DarthHammil.

submitted 217 days ago • 89 comments

in the 90’s, computers would scream every time you went online. that‘s called foreshadowing

submitted 652 days ago • 55 comments

It seems to me that the time is ripe for a Bluesky thread about how—and maybe even why—to befriend crows. (1/n)

submitted 671 days ago • 470 comments

And, now I'm here, too. Ta-da.

submitted 697 days ago • 0 comments