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submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

Forgot to pay the bloody gravity bill again,

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 4 days ago • 90 comments

When your eldest girl goes off to uni, you can be forgiven for thinking you'll see fewer hair bands lying around the place. What actually happens is that your wife will increase production. Nature maintains its balance.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Villa put that away in about 10 minutes, but we looked tired and they deserved the win.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Does anyone have a copy of Mariokart for the wii that they would sell to me? My autistic son is going through hell because his copy had stopped working. He’s been obsessed since he was 5 & is now almost 17.

submitted 9 days ago • 6 comments

I ordered a pack of 60 dog poo bags off Amazon. They arrived today and they're empty! Fuming!

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I'm bored.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

We've gone on holiday by mistake.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I wouldn't have let the AI read all the books about AI becoming sentient and taking over the world.

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 12 days ago • 503 comments

Nice day today wasn't it?

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

er, no.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

When I was 11 years old Cadburys Fudge had a promotion where, if you saved 50 Fudge wrappers, they would send you a Fudge-branded ruler with a calculator on it. I got the ruler, but was so sick of Cadburys Fudge that I never ate another one for about 10 years. And that's called Marketing.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I'm in Gateshead. Place is lousy with blokes with fridges on their backs. I bet they've took the guts out, they don't look very heavy.

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Some good bargains down the charity shop, lads.

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

I made a song about memes youtu.be/zht4bbSYhoU

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Beer tastes different when it's sunny.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Just saw an ad for a funeral service, and they are the highest rated in their field so well done to them, and also who the fuck is reviewing cremations?

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

Took some photos today as I found myself in an interesting place and had my camera with me.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

I just signed this petition. It's to try and stop Royal Mail from reducing their delivery days/stopping delivering letters etc. Yes, they do want to do that. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Needed to show a QR code at the post office to send a return but because this was the last saved image on my phone this is what I showed them

submitted 30 days ago • 33 comments

Trying not to be awkward is awkward. Not trying not to be awkward is also awkward. It’s best to just stay in bed.

submitted 33 days ago • 4 comments

😆 #NUFC

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Last month I did a little experiment. I wanted to see how the exact same post would perform on both X (Twitter) and Bluesky. The results were...interesting... [Thread]

submitted 40 days ago • 130 comments

Redraw the maps #NUFC

submitted 39 days ago • 11 comments

So happy for those lads, deserved that win. Never stopped. Don't mind admitting I shed a little tear. TOON.

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

WE ARE NEWCASTLE UNITED CARABAO CUP WINNERS #wedontdoquiet

submitted 40 days ago • 47 comments

From @newcastleunited.com on twitter. #NUFC

submitted 40 days ago • 7 comments

Yates's on a Saturday night.

submitted 41 days ago • 21 comments

Went for a walk at the beach today and it was lush. Saw a pug that looked like it's parents were a rat and a jellyfish. I didn't take its picture, but here's the beach.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Hello, I’m a disruptor, very smart, here to create efficiency. I’m just going to drill holes in the bottom of this boat to see which parts of the hull are mission-critical.

submitted 44 days ago • 167 comments