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Man, new Tony Hawk Game. New Daredevil. New threat of World War III. THE 2000’s ARE BACK BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

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#5HREK

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I’m gonna say it. Y’all don’t deserve a Shrek 5.

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👽 New comic: Alien Landing 👽

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I was watching the first two episodes of Amazon’s REACHER and kept snarking that the main actor is a gigantic muscle monster but got the face of Thad from Blue Mountain State and then looked it up and HOLY SHIT IT IS THAD FROM BLUE MOUNTAIN STATE!

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Gulf of America? As long as we’re just naming it whatever, can we name it something cool. My vote: The Gulf of Gondor.

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Is there a word for the kind of Old you feel when you explain to someone what lemonparty was?

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So many deadnamers unironically calling it the Gulf of America. 💀

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What’s the one dance move only a bird can do? The MaCAW!rana.

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Arby’s. Ar by’s. Ar By. Are Bee. R B. Roast Beef. *head explodes*

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Friend of mine lost her sister. Chip in if you can.

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“I can’t believe people will go through hoops to prove a man Didn’t do a Nazi salute, but won’t consider gender fluidity a thing.” “No?”

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My brother from another mother. My sister from another mister. My Vegas wife from another way of life. My stepson from another dimension. My foster father from another costco fire. My

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“If it’s good enough for Tony Stark, Han Solo and Wolverine it’s good for me.” -Brian O’Halloran, Dante from Clerks, on Dante’s death in Clerks III. That’s a pretty dorky yet badass way to look at death. Oh, spoilers.

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Damn no playas on blue sky?

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Can a halfway house be halfway haunted?

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I’m a joker folie à deux, I’m a smoker folie à deux, I’m a midnight toker folie à deux

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Might as well throw some art up here. My bluesky header is of this drawing I did years ago when bored at work. Was doodling, trying to make my own Squidbillies or something. I dunno.

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Swan Boy? Dot Com? Wow, heh, now I’ve seen everything.

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🎶I read the news today Oh fuck🎶

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This app is bullcrap. I made my account and been fiddling around on this for two hours and STILL can’t figure out how to watch Rio 2 on this thing!!!

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