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RFK JR’s voice sounds like he smokes 10grams of crack for breakfast. I’m not saying he does that, but I’m also not saying he doesn’t not do that.

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

I challenge Elon Musk to a duel. Any time, any place. He can choose the weapons, but no armor or gadgets will be allowed. To the death. No quarter will be asked or given. We can even have a Tesla demolition fight or chainsaw fight. Whatever he wants as long as it’s to the death. No champions either

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

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submitted 22 hours ago • 818 comments

I don’t know if Leon Muskrat truly only has half a penis from a a botched implant and sticks condom-wrapped GI Joes up his ass, but I’m going to keep spreading those rumors. You should too.

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Since I left the navy in 2006 I went to university and got a degree, then went to nursing school. I’ve had dozens of people laughingly ask me why I didn’t just save my money and go to USAJobs for a shoe-in government job. Now I may still have some student loans, but they’re all unemployed. 😂

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

ICE = Terrorists

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

Amen

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

The new Daredevil: Born Again is dope af but the music is absolute crapola. They should rethink and change it before releasing any further episodes. Also, Disney should obviously hire me immediately before they fuck anything else up.

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

If Elon Musk started out poor like the rest of us, he would have nothing. He has never invented, built or engineered anything in his life other than failure and heartache for anyone in his sphere. Get this no-talent colonizer pussy out of our government.

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

Standing by for republicans to tell my why the stock market crashing is a good thing and Biden’s white-hot economy was terrible in comparison. This should be good.

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

It would be awesome if Canada did join us. That’s almost 60 electoral votes and not a single one would be Republican. The GOP would get trounced every time and we could finally fix this broken 3rd world country.

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

I will gladly sell my American citizenship for $5M to anyone who wants it. Since I get absolutely nothing out of being an American citizen anymore, let’s do this.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Stop calling Elon autistic, stop letting him use that language and try to re-define what autism is. Elon is a psychopath. Elon has narcisistic personality disorder, Elon has antisocial personality disorder. Elon is a traitor. Elon is a child-abuser. Elon is a bad father. Elon is a Nazi.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Their big solutions if for you to get chickens and raise them. Do they know how much feed and antibiotics cost? Do they know that most places have outlawed having backyard chickens on your property? Of course they don’t fucking know because they are ignorant goddamned morons.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Leon Muskrat calling Mark Kelly a traitor is all I can stand for today. I hope Anonymous hacks that fucking retard back to the Stone Age, pours honey on him and leaves him there with the Sabre-toothed tigers and giant murder-bears.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Trump and Russia tried to get Zelenskyy’s political opponents to push for an illegal election to replace him. They both told them to go piss up a rope. Slava Ukraini!

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you think I’m ever going to let a robot “cop” tell me what to do you are smoking fucking crack.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments