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Software Engineer, Writer, Director, Filmmaker, Musician, Disney Addict, Transit Enthusiast, Hydrated @evlasfilms.com 📍Southern Maine, USA 🙄 He/Him
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I can spend the rest of the year knowing what it feels like to live outside the US

Quote with a pic of your go-to dessert.

Look. I have prejudices, ok? Guys with Ponytails are sus.

Do you have read receipts turned off for text messages? Is that just to annoy everyone? Are you generally a spiteful person?

I don't watch basketball. But I could win three whole dollars if #duke wins... So... I've got it on.

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to bluesky.

Who are five writers who made me? Idk.... Aaron Sorkin Michael Schur Michael Chrichton Chris Carter Ted Elliot

See a dock, post a dock.

If you used to make a living making paintings and drawings of playgrounds around the world... But you don't do that anymore... Does that make you an ex-scape artist? #pun #dadJoke

. @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social, you may be happy to know that Baxter Memorial Library in Gorham, Maine hasn't banned a single book of yours.

If you see your local Target adorned with kente cloth and playing hip-hop in the next few weeks, you'll know why 🤣

I read what may be the greatest line ever written so I’m sharing here: “Trump voters are slowly discovering that the dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.”

"good morning, Fake Brutus," he said with a smile As he brought the stray cat a big, juicy pile Of food and he placed it right down on the plate And the stray named Fake Brutus excitedly ate.

How do we feel about guys who call other guys, "my guy?"

When the #adhd urge to clean takes over. No, I will not "come do your house next lol"

Every time I make a short film, it's better than the previous. They're still not very good but at least I'm making progress.

Age yourself with a cartoon you watched as a kid.

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Some things I did over the past 15 years... #filmMaking #filmSky youtu.be/WCVqtmmeOxc?...

Hey. Cool. I used my domain as my handle.

Waiting for these to come out was the biggest joy in my life for a long time. I'm so glad you've found them too! Learning about the universe through John's eyes was just such a wholesome and fascinating experience.

Well that blows.

"What *do* you do?" youtube.com/shorts/yzoHH...

They say you don't appreciate something until it's gone. I definitely didn't appreciate how much dirt was on my deck until I pressure washed it.

Seems like spring is doin it's thing here in New England

🎵"You know that we are living in a cereal world and I am a cereal girl."🎵