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"Door-dashing pasta off the phone Woj used to break the Paul George trade." -Action Bronson in a few months

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Stone Cold Steve Austin was calling himself “The Ringmaster” the last time the Cowboys won one of these brother.

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The Indiana Klan he mentions collapsed under the weight of its own corruption.

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everyone on BlueSky recently

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Again, Basketball Nebraska.

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I know that Earnhardt jacket is gonna be nice in my closet.

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Dudes rock

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People used to pass around lynching postcards like damn baseball cards.

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1. Thought this was Dan Le Batard for a second. 2. Need that jacket ASAP.

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I miss the sleepy-looking version of Albert and not this new, tweaked out version.

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Taps knuckles on head

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There it is.

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The forbidden terrier

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A series that Bill Callahan and Phillip Fulmer agreed to won’t get played.

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Now that I think about it, the network pulling the plug on Baseball Tonight as a daily show was the beginning of the end. A true travesty.

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He’s just going to announce next year’s Wrestlemania being in New Orleans.

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I’m not sure the world has seen a genuine supervillain until 2025. Of course there’ve been countless monsters: hitler, Stalin, pol pot. But a real life figure who fits the Gotham/Metropolis model. Plutocrat bigwig who is actually deeply evil & wants to run the world for cartoonishly stupid reasons.

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It’s been a steady process of enshittification. Just like literally everything else.

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That Wemby news sucks.

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I understand that shame and optics are no longer a thing anymore but have they, uh, seen Kodak Black as of late?

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Nightmare blunt rotation

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Big Man Blastoise voice Big Man Pritzker Big Man Pritzker Big Man Pritzker

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Had no idea Thad Castle was from my home area and went to Niceville. Shoutout to him.

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Pretty cool that KD will get to return to Austin for a game. athlonsports.com/college/texa...

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“Ah, he’s just foolin” is how we got here you idiot.

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“The Seattle Superso…nah, I’m playing lol”

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People who voted for Trump opening the email notifying them their job is about to be a part of the cuts

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We need to bully this dude off this app like the Sky OG's did to Jack. Maybe he'll try to buy majority ownership of the Mavs again.

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NEW INVESTIGATION 🚍: Baltimore City is the only district in the state that doesn't offer most students a yellow bus ride after elementary school. When that policy collided with school choice, it turned getting to class on time into a nightmare. Read ⬇️ www.thebaltimorebanner.com/education/k-...

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I. Checkers brigade, we move 🫡

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A Delta flight carrying ~80 passengers from Minnesota appears to have crash landed at Toronto Pearson Airport. No casualties reported as of this time. Numerous photos and videos have been released showing passengers safely exiting the plane, which flipped upside down. At least 8 people injured.

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Congratulations to @alissazhu.bsky.social, @jessicagallagher.bsky.social and Nick Thieme for winning a Polk for their reporting on Baltimore's overdose crisis. Nick's data reporting creating a one-of-a-kind dataset was incredible. Go Banner Data Team! www.thebaltimorebanner.com/community/lo...

"Door-dashing pasta off the phone Woj used to break the Paul George trade." -Action Bronson in a few months

Stone Cold Steve Austin was calling himself “The Ringmaster” the last time the Cowboys won one of these brother.

open.spotify.com/track/4n3i8i...

The Indiana Klan he mentions collapsed under the weight of its own corruption.

everyone on BlueSky recently

Again, Basketball Nebraska.

I know that Earnhardt jacket is gonna be nice in my closet.

open.spotify.com/track/5FEBri...

Dudes rock

People used to pass around lynching postcards like damn baseball cards.

1. Thought this was Dan Le Batard for a second. 2. Need that jacket ASAP.

I miss the sleepy-looking version of Albert and not this new, tweaked out version.

Taps knuckles on head

There it is.

The forbidden terrier

A series that Bill Callahan and Phillip Fulmer agreed to won’t get played.

open.spotify.com/track/2MZj8Q...

Now that I think about it, the network pulling the plug on Baseball Tonight as a daily show was the beginning of the end. A true travesty.

He’s just going to announce next year’s Wrestlemania being in New Orleans.

It’s been a steady process of enshittification. Just like literally everything else.

That Wemby news sucks.

I understand that shame and optics are no longer a thing anymore but have they, uh, seen Kodak Black as of late?

open.spotify.com/track/69D34s...

Nightmare blunt rotation

Big Man Blastoise voice Big Man Pritzker Big Man Pritzker Big Man Pritzker

Had no idea Thad Castle was from my home area and went to Niceville. Shoutout to him.

Pretty cool that KD will get to return to Austin for a game. athlonsports.com/college/texa...

“Ah, he’s just foolin” is how we got here you idiot.

“The Seattle Superso…nah, I’m playing lol”

People who voted for Trump opening the email notifying them their job is about to be a part of the cuts

We need to bully this dude off this app like the Sky OG's did to Jack. Maybe he'll try to buy majority ownership of the Mavs again.

I. Checkers brigade, we move 🫡

A Delta flight carrying ~80 passengers from Minnesota appears to have crash landed at Toronto Pearson Airport. No casualties reported as of this time. Numerous photos and videos have been released showing passengers safely exiting the plane, which flipped upside down. At least 8 people injured.

Congratulations to @alissazhu.bsky.social, @jessicagallagher.bsky.social and Nick Thieme for winning a Polk for their reporting on Baltimore's overdose crisis. Nick's data reporting creating a one-of-a-kind dataset was incredible. Go Banner Data Team! www.thebaltimorebanner.com/community/lo...

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Philadelphia drunks in the late ‘90’s: