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there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement

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Scientists are asking: Is Tampa the most fraudulent team of all time?

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Adin Hill is what I imagine I look like when I'm off my game. Igor is what I feel like when I'm on it

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I've been having a ton of nightmares so we're breaking out the weighted blanket, which will go one of two very different ways: -Stay in a beautiful restful sleep -be trapped in my nightmares for longer and now they're about being crushed

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I just remembered why I always root against the stars: I want this fucking camera angle out of my life

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Lauren: whoa apparently people are mad at Tate McRae Me: for her Collab with controversial country star Morgan wallen? Lauren, angrily: how do you know everything before me, you are a problem

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lol why does Sportsnet have the first THIRTEEN shots hellebuyck faced on the highlights

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Amazing stickers in the dive bar bathroom tonight

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"babe are you okay you're listening to Doomed (Live at the Royal Albert Hall) again"

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You know Sekiro is a great game cause I've put hundreds of hours into it and you can't even play as a hot woman

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What kind of glue do they use to hold the cereal boxes from BJs together? That is the strongest shit in the universe

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Somehow, against all odds, my two favorite songs to release this entire year are both tied to Gundam. Idol Warrior and Girl on a Space Colony are instant classics for me

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Absolutely incredible photo choice here. A+

submitted 19 days ago • 170 comments

check this shit out motherfucker (i impose tariffs on every country in the world and tank the economy, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)

submitted 21 days ago • 183 comments

Americans scream about needing their guns to stand up to big gubbment but the things they want to protect themselves from are "washing hands after pissing" and "hair that isn't a natural color" instead of concentration camps and state sanctioned kidnapping

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Some things I knew in advance about what to expect from Japan but nothing could have prepared me for how QUIET it is. There are more decibels in this single airport gate back to Dallas than anything in Tokyo

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Japanese workers apologize profusely and say "please wait a while" about 3-5 minutes at peak restaurant hours. American society is a joke

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Vegas has set the over/under on "amount of times people asked to buy this despite the sign before it was shoved in a corner" at 132.5

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-shocked voice- are those... me, nonchalantly: the danboard breast cancer awareness condoms, yeah

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as a matter of fact the beer in the Lawson's parking lot overlooking Mt Fuji DID fix me

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not only did Japan Air have the most comprehensive explanation of emergency protocol I've ever seen, but it was also very nice of them to give the dickhead who blocked the aisle with his bag during evacuation a character redemption arc when he helped the old man and pregnant lady off the slide

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So it turns out the hatchback / small crossover market is extremely alive but it's all hidden in Japan because Americans are IDIOTS!!!

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Someone just walked into the airport bathroom and went into a stall and a big puff of weed vape pen went up like a cartoon and he immediately started coughing gratuitously and left

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Imagining what would make me pay that much extra for first class on a 150 minute flight and realizing all these people live in a different reality from me