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Hey @brasil.gov.br can you send me a 1974 Volkswagen SP.2? I can pay for the import costs.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

How do stonemasons like their walls? Bricked up or rock hard?

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

A1 sauce tastes better with age. Just tried a 2018 vintage and it is spectacular.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Can @bsky.app make a marketplace like Facebook so I can finally delete that app? Call it something like Bluesky Bazaar and you’re golden.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah, uh, I don’t know where to start, Cuz I got a lot of heart, When you see me on the streets, You can call me little fart.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

A shame that jimmy’s funeral will be ruined by trump. A sad day indeed.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah, I love pumping iron (fucking robots).

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

At Aladdin’s and their Obama Caboose is pretty good

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Good morning to everyone except private equity investors.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Never trust a fart after thanksgiving and sauerkraut.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Don’t eat an entire bag of baby carrots. I can’t sleep because I can see through my eyelids.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments