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Web dev'r, musician, dork. Cheerful disposition, cynical worldview. He/him 💜🤍🖤
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There's an interesting unspoken social dynamic in my apartment complex. When some neighbors are being noisy late at night, I just descend my staircase a little more heavy footed than usual. Their commotion ceases immediately. TIL I can cast Intimidating Presence.

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"Men are more visual than women" Oh yeah? Then why can I still see women? Go to an optometrist, buddy.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Not like I can afford it, but I wish Fender made the Meteora in black.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

It's pretty humbling to write a song that you aren't skilled enough to play. I CAN'T PLAY MY OWN SONG. This is your reminder to practice.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Me, with spotty signal: "Yeah, I get that they're influential and important for paving the way for many bands, but I'm not too keen on going to see a band with history associated with white suprem-- oh PANERA, not PANTERA"

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

You've heard of shits and giggles, get ready for feces and teehees

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

That rush of anxiety as an email comes in from a .gov email address and you're like "Oh what the fuck is it now" and the huge sigh of relief when it's your public library.

submitted 37 days ago • 2 comments

Berlin Wall 2, Electric Xiaohongshu

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

There's a weird thing happening with the Tiktok refugees and Xiaohongshu, there's a culural exchange happening that is kind of suggesting we may be in the Firefly universe.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

It is wild to pack for a looming emergency and realize your entire identity fits in 4 bags. I am: Guitar, pedals, digital stuff + mementos, clothing + sundries. Be safe out there, fellow Angelenos.

submitted 48 days ago • 2 comments

Thank you for reaching out! I’m currently unavailable to respond due to attending the meeting: "Weeping" This engagement is expected to take up my full attention for an unspecified duration. I’ll respond as soon as I’m available. Thank you for your understanding, Me

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More introverted than ever and my family is enormous and loud. About to walk into my worst nightmare. Wish me luck.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Been seeing a lot of the new trendy phrase "I'm going to hold your hand when I say this" and I nearly always reflexively utter "No the fuck you are not, I don't know you, don't touch me."

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Curious about something: Say the word "room". Does it rhyme more with "boom" or "hum"? And how would you describe your accent?

submitted 81 days ago • 2 comments

Has anyone who is opposed to woke tried just going to sleep?

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