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At 8am I confirmed with a student that we would be meeting on campus at noon. At 12:07, she texted me saying she’s on her way and will be here in 20 minutes. [screaming internally]

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

"Subject has no criminal history" would seem to contradict the "not a very innocent guy" line? But I guess when you've been found guilty of 34 felonies by one judge and jury and adjudicated a rapist by another judge and jury, it's hard to assess the innocence of others.

submitted 4 days ago • 102 comments

❕❕❕

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

art project 🎨

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Hoagy doesn’t get the strangles vaccine because he’s had near-death reactions the few times he has gotten it, but the invoice from his shots yesterday has that he received it so cue the insane stress of making sure my horse doesn’t die

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Being an adult with free will is wild. Like, I bought a cheesecake just because. Did you know that? You can just buy it. You don’t need a reason for it

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

nice night 🥰

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

he’s finished

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

“I’m against that DEI shit” You’re, proud of being against diversity, equity, and inclusion? Say the full thing. Say it with your whole chest. I just hope you know that you’re an awful human being

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I’m in the student center waiting for my next meeting.. one student is playing Seven Nation Army on the guitar and the other is playing Teenage Dirtbag on the piano.. my ears are bleeding

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

he’s comin’ along

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Thurmond was the same age as Booker when he set the record Senator Cory Booker just broke. Thurmond was afforded a bathroom break and read from the encyclopedia. Booker held the floor the entire time and delivered a consistent, cogent speech for more than 24 hours. Incredible.

submitted 20 days ago • 114 comments

just clip cloppin’ my way through life with my best friend

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Watching old episodes of Law and Order is so funny to me because yeah, I get that you can’t use Four Loko’s name but your drink is called “Five Crazy” like at least put in some effort

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

stitches get stitches

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

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anyways stitch, go fuck yourself

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

so I’m working on this for a friend who recently lost her horse and I can’t decide if I should keep the bridle or remove it. Thoughts??

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

I just really need people to talk to about my KVS opinions 👀

submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments

I think we need to be prepared to fight in the streets. If we see this happening, yell like there's a baby trapped in a burning building. They're operating like the SS, so we have to get loud. We're socialized not to make a scene, not to argue. We need to recall how to scream.

submitted 26 days ago • 54 comments

Yes, Fox News, I have definitely texted the wrong person before. In fact, I've done it numerous times. The difference here is that my erroneous texts revolved around lunch details or sending an article to a friend -- not outlining attack plans that put our troops in grave danger. Hope this helps.

submitted 26 days ago • 277 comments

He’s gone. I didn’t get to say goodbye. I don’t know what to do

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

I really do think the horror of the first three months of this year for me does call for some sort of fun silly tattoo as restitution

submitted 40 days ago • 8 comments

I feel like I found the one

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

I needed to find a picture of a gravestone so now my Etsy email ads are threatening me

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

did Tuck Everlasting fuck you up or did you have a normal childhood?

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Growing up, I had two neighbors that were basically my second parents. She got super Trumpy though and so after a lot of thought and introspection, I removed her from my life. But he’s been fighting cancer for years and at this point, it’s close to the end and I don’t know what to do

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

I’ve always had terrible, vivid nightmares but the one I just had was truly Stephen King worthy. I can’t believe my brain can actually come up with something so sick

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

this should be illegal Happy birthday, my Stitchy girl 🤍

submitted 47 days ago • 3 comments

can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

submitted 49 days ago • 335 comments

the weather is nasty though and I’m so happy Stitch made a friend who lets her in for shelter 🥰

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

and of course Hoagy has to be a problem

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

I hate to admit it but I’m dangerously close to becoming a full out doomsday prepper

submitted 48 days ago • 2 comments

fucked up that we can’t even afford to emotionally eat our way through this

submitted 49 days ago • 250 comments

I know it’s kind of ridiculous but I really want my horses’ tattoos tattooed on the inside of my lips 😅

submitted 49 days ago • 3 comments

and so it begins

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

“I’m so over this ‘woke’ shit” well maybe a kick to the nuts will wake you up

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

I got a really cute new pair of shoes and I suddenly understand boys obsession with keeping their sneakers clean

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

the people at the new barn are so nice and some of the girls who work there call Hoagy “Hoagert Boagert Yogurt” and tell me all the time how much they love him 🥹😭

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Stitch explored the outdoor arena today and I finally got her stuff set up so I feel like we’re both getting settled in

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

with the nice weather coming up, do we think I should tell the new barn people that Stitch sleeps like she’s dead and usually won’t respond to you until you give her a poke, but don’t worry because I promise she’s fine?

submitted 57 days ago • 4 comments

My loves 🤍

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Out of nowhere I apparently have the flu? 🤢

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments