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Proposing to invade Greenland and call it “red white and blue land” is beneath a toddlers intelligence. That actually happened today. Adults with brains allowed those words out of their mouths.

submitted 15 days ago • 10 comments

I think it’s funny that PM Trudeau likely had to call someone this week and tell them that they are Canada’s “fentanyl czar”. There must have been some difficulty keeping a straight face on that call. “Do I get a top hat?” “No top hat” “A cape?” “Best we can do is a toque and a sash”

submitted 20 days ago • 5 comments

Are Americans going to pay taxes this year?

submitted 20 days ago • 7 comments

I miss the 90s

submitted 21 days ago • 7 comments

They are taking apart the department of education.

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

It isn’t even a MONTH in and they already got to the concentration camp part of their plan. Seriously. Tell me again how history doesn’t repeat itself.

submitted 21 days ago • 5 comments

From @nicolesimone.bsky.social on one of her other social media accounts. I agree, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau stepping down had a lot to do with trending right-wing hashtags, and people blindly following the trend.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Going to tell Trump this is Canada’s Fentanyl Czar.

submitted 22 days ago • 79 comments

Everything is terrible BUT the days are getting longer, so there’s that.

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

It would be interesting to see where Steve Jobs would stand in all this political mess if he were still alive.

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

My hot take is Musk did the n*zi sign, but he did it for shock value. He’s like the kid who gets on the local news and flips off the camera during a school interview. He doesn’t care about the consequences as long as people are talking about him… that’s what makes him so dangerous.

submitted 34 days ago • 7 comments

Canada’s basically like, “If you’re going to leave, you better come back with something impressive, like an Oscar, or at least an In-N-Out franchise. Otherwise, it’s maple treason.

submitted 34 days ago • 2 comments

Can people stop asking me if I’m moving back to Canada? I haven’t achieved enough success here in the States for Canada to take me back.

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

Here's a challenge for male writers: If you're writing a female main character, see if you can make it like 50 whole pages before she thinks about her weight and how it compares to other female characters and how it's okay if she's a little ✨soft✨ because she's given birth

submitted 35 days ago • 91 comments

We don’t need to see you get into a really cold tub of water. It’s messed up. It’s weird. Please don’t post that. We’ve only had heated water as a whole for less than a hundred years

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Now, I’m going to mellow out and watch a Winston Churchill documentary.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

The last thing we need during times of immediate disaster or unrest are recalls and votes of no confidence. I will always deeply disrespect those who choose to sow division rather than foster unity when it’s needed most.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Being a millennial who has lived through nothing but ‘unprecedented times,’ here’s my biggest annoyance: the knee-jerk reaction to blame leadership whenever something goes wrong.

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

Oh you're an AI Artist? Oh wow. Do you color in coloring books for a living too?

submitted 43 days ago • 2 comments

Hey #Canada check out this interview with Mark Carney (liberal candidate) on the Daily Show. This is such a great alternative to PP www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs8S...

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

TikTok considering selling to Elon Musk is like handing a chainsaw to a guy who’s already juggling flaming torches - it’s absolute chaos.

submitted 43 days ago • 3 comments

Perhaps it is just the ultimate Canadian lesson in killing them with kindness. 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

Canada sending in more help today, providing extensive assistance (water bombers, hundreds of firefighters) to a country whose president-elect has recently threatened to invade and take over is, I believe, integrity at its finest.

submitted 43 days ago • 2 comments

Downloaded #Rednote today so the chinese spy can keep up with my posts.

submitted 44 days ago • 2 comments

Looking for a dog sitter while you evacuate the city has given me mixed feelings on some people.

submitted 44 days ago • 2 comments

Most of the evacuated people from La right now are on this loop: - check Watch duty app - check Ring camera for fire / burglary - check in on friends Repeat 🔁

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

WNBA Caitlin Clark just had her stalker arrested. He had been sending her s*xually explicit messages online and driving around her area. It's a level 5 felony where she is. Just a reminder to men who do this: - we will report you - you will face consequences - the fines and jail time are extensive

submitted 44 days ago • 2 comments

I wouldn't be surprised if Mosseri resigns. He's put a lot of work into the platforms just have them sabotaged by some insane masculinity rhetoric.

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

A video of South African firefighters circulating but it's from summer of 2024 when they came to help Canada. As far as I know, there are no South African firefighting staff in LA. correct me if I'm wrong but the only countries to send crew have been Canada & Mexico with an offer from Ukraine.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

🚨LAFD are BEGGING anyone with firefighting experience to call 213-576-8963 to assist them, as they’re running out of resources🔥 #wildfire #cafire #cawx #la #PalisadesFire #Pasadena #California #californiafire #LosAngeles

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

Please include your pets in your evacuation plans 🥹🙏 #LosAngeles

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

We are experiencing a catastrophic event here in LA tonight. Please send good vibes to all the fire department and EMS. I’m staying put but I have an evacuation plan and a bag packed.

submitted 49 days ago • 9 comments

THEY ARE BULLDOZING THE ABANDONED TESLAS (and other cars) in the Palisades right now. Wow what a day.

submitted 49 days ago • 2 comments

terrible beatboxing noises “My name is Mark Z and I’m here to say that i’m letting people use slurs in a different way!”

submitted 50 days ago • 1161 comments

Fire in West Hollywood on sunset. Palisades on fire. We aren’t even half way into this storm.

submitted 50 days ago • 5 comments

The sirens have been non stop. The street lights are out. Is this storm supposed to get worse #losangeles

submitted 50 days ago • 4 comments

I glow in the dark

submitted 50 days ago • 6 comments

Renaming the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of America means that they will rename Canada to Snowy America, right?

submitted 50 days ago • 7 comments

Today LA feels like it's blowing away and so does my sanity.

submitted 50 days ago • 2 comments

Replacing fact-checking with opinion is like building a bridge out of wishes, fragile, unsupported, and destined to collapse under scrutiny.

submitted 50 days ago • 4 comments

Alright, this is it then. The last reasonable space on the internet.

submitted 50 days ago • 9 comments

What I wish men understood: Freezing eggs costs at least $10,000. A surrogate can cost upwards of $100,000 (where legal). IVF costs thousands per cycle. Not all women, regardless of age, are biologically able to have children for a variety of reasons.

submitted 79 days ago • 2 comments