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Interaction witnessed between two young kids with their family at work yesterday: Bro: hey sis guess what! 😀 Sis: weary sigh …chicken butt? 😓 Bro: no, guess what! 😄 Sis: …chicken butt? 😑 Bro: noooo, guess what! 😊 Sis: …what? 😐 Bro: 🙂 Sis: 🤨 Bro: Chicken butt! 😎 Sis: 😤 Bro: 😁

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Ok listen, man…

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I found out about this a few days ago and it's extremely weird that not many people have been talking about it.

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RIP 4chan

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fighting tears

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Game Boy give us a hand!

submitted 8 days ago • 13 comments

I dunno if it goes for anyone else but I’ve notice my shitposts get more deranged and stupid when world events are deranged and stupid.

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I think more people should like my posts as an act of anti AI solidarity. It’s a lot of work making jokes this bad.

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the inventor of the male genitalia steps forth Greetings! It is I, John Penis, and BOY am I happy to see you!

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Mrs. Rogers: …yes, well at the end of the day hurt people hurt people. Amelia Bedelia: checks the clock and begins adding nails to baseball bat with a look of consternation Alright, If you say so, ma’am…

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Wow the Mario kart direct just kinda… ends lol I was hoping for something a little more showy, but the game looks great.

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Bad news. Just came back from an alternate universe where we freed the nipple. Guys they got WAY too into it. Starbucks is out there making ads like “perk up” and shit, they got the a cappella guys going “Nip nip nip n-nip nip nip— Nippleodeooooon.” Unbearable. We gotta keep that shit contained.

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Mahoromatic woulda gone CRAZY with that.

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Been really into pinball lately. Do people who aren’t middle aged white dudes play any pinball?

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I wish I had something pithy and resonant to make people feel better about everything going on. I just think it’s important that we don’t give up hope. We live in heartbreaking times.

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Full credit to the French for the absolute savagery with which they named all their numbers. 99 is quatre-vingt-dix-neuf. That’s four-twenty-ten-nine. If you don’t love that level of mathematical chaos, you can quatre-vingt-DEEZ NUTS.

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We've seen videos like this before, but usually when you see a tearful wife pleading with the kidnappers who have taken her husband, she's not talking to the U.S. president

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inside you are two sagats they both do this on round start @polarbair.bsky.social

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Bro really cooked here (it’s me I’m bro I cooked here.)

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You think the Wii is underrated? Why don’t you go outside and find a girl who wants her under ated?

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Saying the Wii is underrated is such a revisionist take it’s ridiculous. We all had one. Your grandma had one. There was a South Park episode about how everyone needed one. The shop channel music is a contender to replace the national anthem of multiple countries. Shut up lmao

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Apparently when Kazuyuki Hoshino designed Rouge the Bat he was “inspired by the sexiness of Latin women.” Fellas you ever get so bricked up over Latinas that you have to make a cartoon bat about it?

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Extremely funny to me how in the animal kingdom basically anything with forward facing eyes is a predator while everything with eyes on the sides is just food. Then one day people saw horses and were like “but what if we rode the food into battle like some kind of tactical meat bicycle?”

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Did anybody else call it “Dukem Nukem 64” for a minute because that’s what your friends called it?

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Trumpism is just conservatism without the shame: the same embalmed past, the same rotting ideals, but now with gold spray paint and a merch booth, all to distract you while insiders quietly strip the copper wiring out of America.

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I'm sorry to hear about Bill Maher Nothing happened to him I'm just sorry to hear about him

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Mrs. Rogers: …yes, well at the end of the day hurt people hurt people. Amelia Bedelia: checks the clock and begins adding nails to baseball bat with a look of consternation Alright, If you say so, ma’am…

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