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I'm wheezing (internally, I'm at work)

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

I'm just gonna start replying to every piece of nakedly girlboss-coded news like this with a brisk "Relatable!" - Maybe it'll highlight something

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Knowing Dragon Age: Inquisition's twist, I can't possibly break my Lavellan's heart by cozying up to Solas, but I was incredibly tempted to just so she could answer the question of who's trying to end the world in Veilguard with, "my ex-boyfriend"

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My partner asked if we could prowl the liquor store today for the Eggo Brunch in a Jar cream liqueur, intending to imbibe it during the Elimination Chamber match on Saturday, and for some reason my brain decided that the alcoholic waffle drink was a WWE tie-in product

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

This assaultron's simple but I still really love her - I looked up Studio Ghibli art to learn how to draw the flames

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I have been a fat gym rat for nearly two years now and I haven't bothered to learn the names of any machines - If you ask me what I worked, I'm just gonna mime the motions and look confused when you ask if it's a rear delt or a pec fly

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Rediscovered my dad's Xitter account tonight, and his little Libertarian heart is bursting with joy at everything DOGE does, he's watching all his dreams come true, he's posting about the downfall of "bureaucrats" the same way other people posted about the shitty Drake response, it's his Rapture

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Caterpillar Pokémon on Pokémon Go have it out for me, specifically - every Wurmple, Caterpie, and Weedle within 100 miles knows the vibration of my footsteps, and they're rubbing their many hands together and saying, "This fucking rube, I'm gonna dance like a popcorn kernel"

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.

submitted 180 days ago • 34 comments

"[Adjective] af" hitting the point of mainstream lingo was the best thing that ever happened to Anytime Fitness

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

We're on your street, I have a chocolate-covered strawberry latte for you, come outside

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Happy Valentine's Day from me and my mother

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

You know that quest in Dragon Age: Origins where you take Alistair to meet his long-lost sister, and it turns out that she's angry about it and there's no way to fix it and they're both broken people because of an outdated system that failed both of them? EVERY QUEST IN DRAGON AGE II IS LIKE THAT

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

I DON'T CARE IF HE'S FAKE, GET THIS FUCKING FREAK OUT OF MY INBOX

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊

submitted 21 days ago • 354 comments

Let it be known that sometimes my own writing makes me giggle

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

it's so funny that no police budget on earth has prayer of containing Philly after a Superbowl win

submitted 19 days ago • 83 comments

I sent that one, actually

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Sleep Talks by @profess0rjam.bsky.social #1: "Oh, there was, like, an insane thing in the kitchen that I was gonna show you, but then it moved away and it's fine now." - Unprompted, no context, 2:15 a.m.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Love the fact that BioWare was greenlit for a DLC companion for Dragon Age 2, looked at the current roster, and decided that what was missing was the handsomest, goodiest two-shoes youth pastor who shares tearful stories of past sins at a beach campfire but won't help wash the marshmallow skewers

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Saving this one so I can resurrect it in two months when the pain is gone and the swamp is looking inviting to you again

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Woe, a plague of glowing Fallout bugs upon ye

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Speaking of legends I'd like to buy a latte, I took Legends & Lattes by Travis Baldree with me to the gym this morning, and a woman sat down on the bike next to me and said, "Make sure you speed up on the action, then slow down on the love scenes so I can read along"

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

If you see this, quote with a game you've replayed multiple times Then tag a friend @tangyhyperspace.bsky.social

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Before Astarion, there was Fenris: I cannot take this white-haired elf ANYWHERE without him getting all sulky and brooding because I didn't immediately stick a sword through any mages we meet

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Which of the following sounds like the best Fallout topic for a PowerPoint party for friends who aren't necessarily fans? 1. Mutualism & Mirelurk Biology 2. War Never Changes: Gnomes vs. Teddy Bears 3. Who is the Mysterious Stranger? 4. Urban Legends from the Fallout Series 5. Ghoulification 101

submitted 24 days ago • 3 comments

Of all the Dragon Age: Origins DLCs, I would rank the Darkspawn Chronicles dead last because the Archdemon has transformed from the formidable, nigh-unkillable dragon in the base game, into a Beanie Baby that cries if the Mabari hound looks at it the wrong way

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

Where are the tracks of the mountains, walking tall among leaves where we fly? Where are the wings of the legends, stretching miles without touching the sky? Where is the sail of the dragon, bearing bones like the edge of a knife? Where is the gleam-shine of tooth, and the red of a sun-setting life?

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

C.S. Lewis really thought he was doing something when he made Narnia's allegorical Satan a tall alien woman from a planet with a red sun that's devoid of life because she used a magic word that kills everybody instead of admit defeat in a civil war against her sister - and he was, that's my wife

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Renembering the time I set out to write a noir Cyberpunk 2077 romance/mystery and instead wound up doing several hours of research about the precinct distribution and ineffectiveness of the NYPD

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