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Authorized Jetski dealer (retired). Boydad to Brantleigh and Brink. I no longer respect "family" "court's"
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anyways please watch this edit that sent me into hysterics and now I need to redo my makeup

#hellyeahcore

Forget all the annoying stuff in the world for a few seconds and enjoy the natural beauty of Brazil’s Seven-coloured Tanager (Tangara fastuosa) Photo: Luiz Cavalcanti Damasceno

american dimsum (frozen whitecastle sliders cooked in a steam basket)

Cruising into the weekend like

“Bustin’ makes me feel good”

We’re just normal men

The Indonesian guy monitoring the camera in my "AI" toilet: Oh god, he had ice cream again. Me: *labored grunting* Toilet guy: We need to escalate this. Me, wheezing between plops: Honey, where's the lactaid?!?! Toilet man: No, you're supposed yo take it WITH dairy. Its too late you fool!

Trip To Asia Gives Man New Understanding Of How Soup Can Be Breakfast theonion.com/trip-to...

This is how ChatGPT feels to me

Singing this to the tune of Neutral Milk Hotel's "Two Headed Boy"

Still the king

Saw @jessefarrar.com down at the thrift store.

Americas starter Pokémon

one of my schemes is going well