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Science Teacher. Progressive. Trying to stay positive in a failing country.
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What do you call a Russian who can't speak Russian? TRUMP.

He doesn’t actually know that Putin is to blame for Ukraine. That’s how addled he is. His brain has never worked right. Now it’s made of pudding.

Trump is Putin’s bitch. I know that; you know that; and, most importantly, Putin knows that.

REPOST if you stand with AOC!

High school seniors should look at universities in other countries. They are less expensive, and they aren't subject to the fuckery of the Trump administration, which is going to gut our higher education system and dance with its entrails for the pleasure of their yahoo voters.

Every decent human being at the Super Bowl should take a knee during the National Anthem.

Susan Collins, Germany, 1933: "I don't like the idea of putting Jews in concentration camps, but Adolf has assured me they will be well-treated."

The three worst US presidents of my lifetime have been Dick Cheney, Vladimir Putin and Elon Musk.

BREAKING: Donald Trump is blaming DEI for the war in Ukraine, the high cost of eggs, the weird shape of eggs, his VCR flashing 12:00, the cruel inevitability of death, the 10-to-8 hotdog-to-bun disparity, and the perpetual flaccidity of his itty-bitty teeny-tiny mushroom dick.

It’s time for the military to step in and stop this.

Donald Trump says he wants to rid our country of rapists and criminals. Is he going to resign?

President Trump stubbed his toe on the bed frame this morning. He immediately announced a 25% tariff on the frame.

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Unless you're Donald Trump, then the world just fucking laughs at you.

Circus 🎪 advice

The same people having a temper tantrum over DEI just confirmed the least qualified Secretary of Defense in US history because Trump liked him on TV.

Updated DEI list of companies committed to DEI Costco, Meijer,Kroger,Giant Grocery,Ben & Jerry’s,Ulta,Macy’s, Old Navy,Nordstrom’s,TJ Maxx,GoTo Foods (includes Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon, and more…),Dollar Tree, Walgreens, Wegmans (for those on the east coast)

Don’t forget, kids. “Woke” just means you give a shit about others. Be proud to be woke.

The first five days of Trump 2 could not be going better. For Putin.

Think about this.. for a second. Doesn't take you much time to get it! Them? Eons.😉

We are essentially hostages to Trump's inability to emotionally process ordinary defeat and disappointment. And 76 million voters handed him the keys to wreck the whole country in one giant tantrum he thinks will erase his history of failure. Watch him try to reverse his impeachments, too.

No foreign power has ever posed as massive and immediate a threat to the United States as the current administration.

This is how MAGA works. We’re all focused on Hegseth’s disgusting past…instead of the fact that he’s completely unqualified for the job.

BRAIN TEASER: Why would you trust a man with the defense of your country when you wouldn't trust him alone with your daughter?