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Oh you know the kind.

A lot of opinion about the Super Bowl halftime show but the only thing bad was those jeans.

Whomst among us hasn’t confused Mayor Willie Brown with Governor Jerry Brown?

I guess it’s International Cat Day?

haha someone stole an ATM, busted it open, and then dumped it in McClaren park. SFPD is stumped.

Let’s get off of couches because I just got off in yours.

Quit my job with no notice this morning and now I’m the only person in the theater watching Longlegs at 10am.

My son said dad, take his picture he’s sleeping like he’s fancy.

This morning I was taking my kids to camp and we saw a man in a big, bright orange chicken costume in the crosswalk and I said, "Hey look at this goofball" but when we got closer I saw an SFPD motorcycle cop and cruiser parked right there and realized it was a crosswalk trap.

The House (2022)

Ow.

A Quiet Place: Day One is a movie about how most people couldn’t shut the fuck up even if their lives depended on it.

Everyone likes post apocalyptic fiction because you don’t have to go to work anymore

He’s finally here! The sweetest little boy: Milo Pawkerman.

You got it, buddy.

Folly Beach, SC 2024

Charleston, SC 2024

You see JD Vance wasn’t too worried about an unwanted pregnancy on account of it being a pullout couch.

It was a nice day.

We’re on vacation in my hometown, Charleston, SC, and I need to settle a dispute with my California (yankee) wife. Collard greens: stems or no stems?

Look I get why it’s hard to be excited about Kamala. But just try to imagine how it would make Hillary Clinton feel to watch her beat Trump and become the first female president.

Trump: And now I’m running against Kamala Harris from San Francisssco. San Francisco, a very beautiful city. ONCE a very beautiful city. It’s a shame what the Democrats have done to beautiful San Francisco. I hear you can’t walk down the street in San Francisco without stepping on human caca. Feces.

Me and the family just spent all day swimming and grilling out at a friend’s house. I didn’t look at my phone at all. Did anything crazy happen?

I’m driving up to Roseville to pick him up on the 29th. We still can’t agree on a name but we’re getting the house ready.

Apparently if I don’t get my cholesterol under control I’m gonna like die or something

Well there’s still necrotizing fasciitis.

New cat name just added to the list: Milo Pawkerman

Joined a new religion.

what if we all called adult protective services on dr jill biden? she’s a doctor and she knows this is fucked up. she should have her medical license revoked.

When the dying mall closes your favorite little Japanese snack shop.

Every time I hear about some new thing that women are pissed at men about like weaponized incompetence or whatever I like to use that opportunity to remind my wife about how smart she was to marry me

Summer reading.

I recommend watching Sasquatch Sunset and In a Violent Nature back to back.

fatty boom-batty liver disease

Mandated elder abuse reporters around the country are on edge tonight.

Watching the latest episode of the boys instead of that other thing