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JT. Left-leaning Arkansan dude (he/him), chronically dehydrated and flat out of patience. Like a unicorn with a drinking problem. Forklift certified. Burn the rebel flag and pass the sweet tea.
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Hotel toilet paper is a hate crime.

You know he did this by the fact that he’s so mad- he’s usually just really smug but today he’s pissed off 😂

Someone once said NextDoor is the social network for dogs if they could type. It’s always “what’s that noise?” and “who’s that stranger?” which is exactly what I imagine my dogs would text other neighborhood dogs.

Outstanding. More.

“But if we get rid of Trump well just have President Vance” Listen,,,,,,,,,I’m willing to take that chance.

There is no one with better opinions on sandwiches than Tim Onion. Sure he is handsome but that only gets you so far. The haters of Tim Onion don't understand he is widely loved and admired for his taste in sandwiches. I cannot think of a less provocative sandwich than the one Tim Onion enjoys.

Guys, there's video!

BREAKING: The United Mineworkers and United Steelworkers unions are suing the Trump admin over its decision to delay enforcement of a lifesaving new silica rule meant to curb the black lung epidemic in Appalachia. My exclusive for @inthesetimesmag.bsky.social: inthesetimes.com/article/trum...

I can imagine that the moment of realizing you forgot to switch to your sockpuppet account before posting obsequious praise for yourself would be among the most horrifying and mortifying of your life. However, for the rest of us it’s very funny

if Ritchie fucking Torres can do this and Chris Van Hollen can fly to El Salvador the rest of the Dem caucus can show up too hell, everyone should go on the El Salvador trip now’s the time, folks, this road ends with you in the foreign prison

Oh, look, a United States Senator with a MOTHERFUCKING BACKBONE.

Once again, Columbia University abandoned a student begging for help before he was kidnapped by a fascist paramilitary:

If the U.S. government is going to take the position that, once removed from the United States, folks can’t be brought back, then it sure seems to me that federal courts should be reflexively and categorically barring *all* removals until they’re 100 percent certain that the removals are lawful.

There we go. Support this man.

I don't really have anything especially profound to say, but yeah man this is it. They won't obey even the most milquetoast SCOTUS orders and are talking about sending US citizens to foreign gulags. It's happened here.

Update on where I am at this point: Nearly out of the woods!! Orientation for new job is now, so income soon! For me, gonna start my streams later so I get more engagement which means revenue from me!! Until then, once again asking for a little lift & push! Anything helps!!💚💚 CA: #SkittlesMcRainbow

For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences

Yeah, but he said it on camera into a live microphone. As long as Trump brags about his crimes openly, the media pretends there's nothing wrong. There's only something wrong when a politician covers it up, see.

going to need to start hearing from governors what they intend to do to protect residents of their states from the federal government

People love to list useless things done by Roman emperors, namely Caligula’s declaring war on the sea. But a technocrat “conquering space” w/an 11 min 🚀 flight carrying a brigade of rich female celebrities—when ticket $ combined are worth the entire NEH budget for a yr—is beyond Caligula levels imo.

🎶You can tell me what you want Fool me once and love was lost Paper-thin; your words, they haunt my dreams The seams have come undone Don't you dare say I'm gonna make it 'Cause I don't believe a word you say There's a sickness living inside me You can spare me all your sympathy!🎶

You don’t have to be particularly sharp to decipher the code here. But if you need someone to say it, this is a major technology company and a sizable defense and intelligence contractor publicly declaring, with only the thinnest patina of deniability, that its cause is white nationalism.

✨AND MORE MALE BILLIONAIRES ON REGULATION-ADVERSE SUBMARINE TOURS!✨

One of the many reasons I feel like I'm losing my fucking mind is that every week some shit politician gets caught doing something that fifteen years ago would have ended their career but now they just keep doing it and nothing changes. Like it's never felt more "Rules do not apply anymore"

The divergence here from two companies with *very* similar customer bases is pretty wild, you do not see this sort of thing happen at scale very often.

🎶So kiss me for the rush Ride me 'til you're numb If that turns you on Taste you on my tongue I can't get enough Strung out on your love...🎶 ~ Dutch Melrose (ft. benny mayne) - "RUSH"

Naming him 'my guy' to have a very passive-aggressive time with one of the most beloved games of all time.

Nobody who champions ideological diversity, free speech, diversity of thought or hearing people out actually likes any of that I hope this helps.

Alt National Park Service is the biggest dork on this platform and that's coming from the guy that wishes you good morning every single day

🎶Silhouette Guilty conscience Barely hanging by a breath Cut the lights and make me your oblivion And I will follow Through the phosphorescent streets I'd give anything to be in over my head...🎶

Louis CK still goes on comedy tours, Johnny Depp was forgiven by the vast majority of people, Bill Cosby got out of prison on a technicality, Cuomo is running for mayor of NYC, Trump is president for a second term, Jonathan Majors is being welcomed back into Hollywood, etc. And this was WITH MeToo

Calm down, folks, it was just an attempted assassination of a Jewish Democratic governor and his family on the first night of Passover, it’s not like somebody spray painted a dick on a Cybertruck.