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this is the greatest two line exchange of all time

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

watching a bunch of barely post pubescent programmer dweebs dismantle modern society

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

okay since they’re gutting woke and DEI can we please do at least one good thing with this energy and bring back the dungeons and dragons episode of community and the two black swans episode of 30 rock

submitted 25 days ago • 2 comments

important to remember that all Sasquatches are Mormon but not all Mormons are Sasquatches

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

🥀 O YE FAIR ONES! 🗡️ Linoprint, 2021 An art piece about all the ways members of a community help and harm each other. Follow for more ✨

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

rewatching season one of severance and Patricia Arquette and John Turturro’s performances are just so ridiculously good. Patricia Arquette in particular is just so perfect in every single word and look and mannerism, it is one of my favorite performances of all time.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

there are some places you just have to accept you will never set foot. I will never see the sky over Oklahoma and I just have to live with that. I will never go there.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

the main downside about Bluesky is that I am not able to bully Mike Lee here.

submitted 28 days ago • 3 comments

Oscar worthy delivery of this line, absolutely extraordinary

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Shoutout to my Mormon sister’s beverage fridge

submitted 74 days ago • 40 comments

“the hawk tuah girl has been milkshake ducked by her memecoin” i say as the neurologist schedules me for an emergency MRI

submitted 76 days ago • 22 comments

doubled the meringue. you can do that. No one can stop you.

submitted 88 days ago • 2 comments

this is the year I finally make homemade egg nog

submitted 99 days ago • 2 comments

today is today is a great day to buy a great science fiction novel from an author who will never be outed as a creepo sex pest, not even after he dies a.co/d/9QfF1re

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

the church should buy ad space in the previews before heretic like they did with the book of mormon musical.

submitted 110 days ago • 3 comments

is there any room on this app for a woman respecter?

submitted 114 days ago • 2 comments

I feel like no one over here probably watches sports but in case you missed it BYU beat Utah and I don’t want to exaggerate but I’m pretty sure I saw god himself smiling down on BYU’s players but he may also have just been laughing at Utah

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

making bread pudding IF that’s even allowed in trump’s America

submitted 117 days ago • 1 comment

in the next election I will vote for whichever candidate promises to give us a third season of dirk gently’s holistic detective agency

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

I love him

submitted 117 days ago • 3 comments

the problem with blue sky is that I’m a born and bred hater and everyone who inspires me is on Twitter. need to make more enemies here.

submitted 117 days ago • 2 comments

oh wait since everyone is coming here now I can be annoying about my book. “brutal and beautiful” (Amazon review) space opera by “one of the hottest dads I know” (my wife). on sale for one more day! a.co/d/4X7dOCA

submitted 137 days ago • 1 comment