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“You don’t get it. He’s firing everyone and shutting down departments indiscriminately to find WASTE and save money!!!” Right…just like I could probably lose 20 lbs by amputating my legs but I’m sure if I gave it a little more thought I could figure out a better way to go about it

$30 and I don’t think I did too bad.

Feeling crazy.

Had Panko. Chicken was on sale.

Mung beans! Finally had some energy to cook some things.

Jesus. I've been up since 1 am applying for jobs. Gotta stop.

Toasty night.

BF and I had a fight while making peanut brittle and that man was so mad that he packed up all of his stuff and tried to leave and I didn’t try to stop him. Candy making is serious business.

Order some peanut brittle. It’s very healthy. 😏

I realize that I’m very annoying about food. If you’re my neighbor, my friend, my romantic partner, my kid, my tenant? I’m always feeding you. Like, hey, I know you said you’re not hungry, but here’s food. Eat. Feel something that I cannot.

I believe sincerely that while we all may say we "give zero fucks" because we're trying to be hard, we all still really give many fucks about things. And that's what makes us good. Tired, but good. It's ok to care.

No Country For Old Man.

Nikol’s Pikols!

Just got my anniversary gift. Nerd alert.

Someone outside is whistling right now and I just got up to check if my doors are locked. No clue why.

For about a year when I was a kid, whenever I felt uncomfortable I would yell out "Smoke em if you got em!" I think the weirdest part about that is nobody asked what the hell I was talking about.

I’m in a repurpose FB group and it’s mostly people yelling at each other.

Who took this picture? And why? And is that a hashbrown?What is going on?

It's soup season. What's your favorite kind of soup?

Was filling out an online job application today and got to "What's the craziest thing you have ever done to make money?" and I really don't feel like answering that.

Never get murdered. The person they choose to play you in the true crime reenactment is gonna be a total dog.

Please don’t encourage the incels to murder CEOs. They’ll muck it up and find a way to think it’s women’s fault.

One thing I enjoy about getting older and wiser is that I find myself content with staying out of stuff that is none of my business.

I have somewhere to be in 14 hours so I’m awake worrying about it.

Whipped up some Thai coconut soup. Nice and spicy.

My kids started calling me a fascist dictator when they were teens, so a coworker made this.

During the winter I would pay someone just to lay in bed with me at night and endure me putting my icy body all over them to sap their warmth.

santa dusting off the sleigh and finding his unopened lunchbox still sitting in it from last year

Making little pencil marks on the wall with dates to keep tracks of how much longer my boobs are getting each year.

American Bogans.

I don't know about the rest of y'all, but I'm all peopled out.

Most important call I got yesterday was my middle kid telling me he tried to make my stuffing recipe, but it wasn't the same. He's probably just saying that, but sometimes telling your mom a little fib is worth it.

This is also ok why I get pissed off about those accessibility overlays. Design and develop with accessibility at the forefront.

Ah. Parenting. Painful. Beautiful.

Thanksgiving with boyfriend’s parents.

My house smells of vinegar.