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My neighbor asked me to pierce him because Claire’s is too ‘spensive. I told him to use a sterilized safety pin like we did in high school. We may or may not both be high.

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Co-worker: How do you have so much energy? Me:

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If our relationship ended because you were with another woman, kicked me out, ghosted and then blocked me on all social media… don’t slide in my DMs and apologize to me nearly a decade later. I buried you once, and I’ll do it again. Stay dead, loser.

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I got all of my grocery shopping done at Costco and Stater Bros instead of Target, and I either saved money or broke even. Not much of a difference mileage wise either. #boycotttarget #DEI

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Back to the grocery stores I go.

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Some white-clad witchy girls just sauntered into karaoke with a lit candlestick, and the bartender blew it out. Methinks he has displeased the coven.

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The collab I didn’t know I needed.

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When I’m not helping my neuro-spicy friends, I’m out here saving animals. Donate, share or join our team! North County walk is March 22nd. Liberty Station walk is May 3rd. You can also raise money as a virtual walker. #sandiego #rescueanimals #adoptdontshop #sandiegohumanesociety #walkforanimals

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Class flirt: What are you doing today? Me: Baking a pie for my man. Class flirt: Ooooh! Can I be your man? Female student: That’s so illegal. Me: She’s right. I have nephews older than you. This kid’s over here tryna get me put on a registry. Totes inappropes.

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When the BCBA tells you the other behavior tech left at your former work site, and the program is in shambles without you…

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First fire drill on campus, and the neurospices are doing surprisingly well with all of the noise.

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One of my students likes to call people names to try to get a reaction. I made him a list of things he can call me. He called me Leatherface, and I told him Gunnar Hansen is Leatherface. Don’t come for me. #ABA #replacementlanguage #horrornerd

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When I’m not helping my neuro-spicy friends, I’m out here saving animals. Donate, share or join our team! North County walk is March 22nd. Liberty Station walk is May 3rd. You can also raise money as a virtual walker. #sandiego #rescueanimals #adoptdontshop #sandiegohumanesociety #walkforanimals

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Shit Kids Say—2/11/25 Student: Why don’t you like your sister? Me: Because she sucks. Student: My brother is a dick. Me: So is my sister.

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Bruh… 😂😂😂

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@lisaannelacerra.bsky.social @joeexpressions.bsky.social The Last Of Us: Into The Spiderverse

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My job is equally challenging, rewarding and hilarious. You try not bursting into laughter after hearing a student shriek, "You son of a bitch," with every ounce of adolescent rage in his tiny body.

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I know pointing out hypocrisy doesn’t matter anymore, but if there’s one person I wouldn’t want to be the judge of who goes into locker rooms, it would be the man who openly boasted about walking into dressing rooms of underage girls

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Gandalf the Golden..🦮🧙‍♂️😅

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I tried to spontaneously combust, but it didn’t work so I decided to watch Speak No Evil (2022) as a comfort film.

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Every time I go into the teacher’s lounge, the same white-haired woman is sitting at the same computer, and I haven’t heard her speak to anyone. I’m convinced she’s a ghost.

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Student: I got in trouble like five times this weekend. Me: What did you do? Student: Nothing. Me:

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Best sign at the Vista protest: I drink my horchata warm ‘cause fuck ICE.

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Fuck yesssss 🤟🏽

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We just discovered Dead Pioneers, a Native American punk band, and y’all… the way I snort laughed at this spoken word punk song. This is the hardest read of misinformed Anglos. 10/10, no notes #nativepride

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One of the students at my new work site loves Bluey, so I played him a trap remix of the theme song. Instant besties. #ABA

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I’m so goth that I just traded a bag of blood for a Rice Krispies Treat. #sandiegobloodbank

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Dear algorithm, I need more interspecies friendships in my feed. Please and thank you.

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Debit card got cloned again. Go ahead and steal my identity. I don’t fucking want it. Take my student loan debt and unhealthy coping strategies. Luckily my credit union’s fraud department is on point. I can go into the bank and get cash like it’s 1981. It’s fun and nostalgic. Suck it, thieves. 🖕🏽🖕🏽

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Texting a former co-worker who left the same agency for a district position. I’m just enjoying my time off until I hear from the district or my agency gets its shit together. I wonder which will happen first. 🤔

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Videos that confirm my bisexuality, a thread 1) Cold Hearted, Paula Abdul This video was like soft core porn for me as a child. Paula’s choreo/dancing is always 🔥. Directed by David Fincher, who also directed Forever Your Girl and Straight Up. youtu.be/o7aShcmEksw?...

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I love this time of year because people will post something super dramatic and vague like “Nooooooo” and I can’t tell if it’s about football or gestures outside window all of this.

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Four examples of Democratic messaging since yesterday. I know which one I'm supporting. And voting for.

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