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šŸŒˆ Purveyor of tomfoolery, ambassador of shenanigans. šŸ’„ Smashing the patriarchy, and the fascists since star date -175000
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Apparently the 3rd nap had magical powers because now I feel like Iā€™m starting to human again

Flu fever idea: celebrity deathmatch between Elon, trump & shitler youth vs an anarchopunk band.

My boss just told me to take the rest of the week off and recover from this flu. I wonder how much of Heroes I can get through in between naps, before Monday.

Started feeling blecky today, so now itā€™s the fun game of which illness is it? Covid test was negative, at least

I have been listening to this on repeat, amongst other anti-fascist iconic songs. #šŸžšŸŒ¹ open.spotify.com/track/39GlvO...

I may or may not have just gone on a rant at my partner about the symbolism of choosing Les Mis and Hamilton for SNL50.

I used to laugh at the "I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread" Bilbo line, but boy do I get it now

This is your daily reminder that it's a coup.

My partner said he has never played cribbage. I have never ordered anything so fast in my life. Time for someone to get skunked!

Feeling a slight icky feeling in my throat. Tempted to let it fester so I donā€™t have to work and I can just read in bed for a couple days. Gotta make it believable to my partner for it to work.

In a work meeting about policy, and vague understandings: ā€œIf youā€™re not confused, youā€™re complacentā€

Iā€™m not saying my weekend away fixed my brain, but the lack of tv, internet, and news made me really good at crossword puzzles.

Going on a mini vacation for an astrophotography trip this weekend. Iā€™m so excited to not pay attention to this for a couple days.

I think what america needs right now is a ska themed bar. With checkerboard tile floors and a ā€œpickitup pickitup pickitupā€ window for food. And when you reference ā€œThe Specialsā€ no one knows if youā€™re talking about the band or the menu

I want to see more of these

The horrors persist, but so do the screeching sounds of an otomatone. Folks should just play that every time one of these fascists tries to speak.

Toe beans are the only thing helping me get through the rage.

If you are in the #50501 protest, donā€™t take photos of other peopleā€™s faces, and for the love of blob, turn your fucking phones off. Or better yet, donā€™t bring them

It would be a terrible shame if it was posted and then spammed.

Oh, wow, this makes me feel better /s

Ooooh I hope @monaeltahawy.bsky.social tests him into the sun

Iā€™ve heard a lot of these organizers are new to this. I would urge any seasoned comrades to go and provide proper Opsec, medic assistance, and general protest etiquette to keep the newbies safe. Also, donā€™t bring your phones, and donā€™t post photos with folksā€™ faces.

If youā€™ve taken the oath to serve, today would be a good day to honor it.

One week from todayā€¦ new singleā€¦ā€Your God (Godā€™s Dick)ā€ā€¦ our via @polyvinyl ā€¦ I know itā€™s lame to ask, but can you pretty pretty please pre-save??? laurajanegrace.ffm.to/your-god-god...

Woke up a tad early this morning to actually force myself to have breakfast, work out, and start a peaceful work day full of meetings. Meanwhile, the coup is still couping.

Listening to the muppets soundtrack while making dinner really puts things into perspective. I was born in the wrong timeline.

Do your thing, internet

@gallego.senate.gov @captmarkkelly.bsky.social where are you, and what are you doing????

spotted in utah

I prefer not to bring politics into this account, but it's critical that US citizens make noise about this situation. So I offer a suggestion about what you can do on Monday morning, based on working on the periphery of Congress years ago.šŸ§µ apnews.com/article/dona...

Starting a new fantasy book today, and eating some naan from the farmers market. It feels like the inappropriate thing to do, but my brain needs rest.

@gallego.senate.gov you wanna explain why you are doing a fascism? Letting a private citizen access the treasury seems like a pretty poor way to vote in your constituents interests.