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she/they 1/3 of they could be giants if you squint
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AHHH!!! Go pre-order your copy now and enter to win some cool perks from us! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F... And make sure to add it to your TBR on Goodreads & storygraph! #blackbooksky For early peaks: Leftunreadbooks.binderybooks.com

submitted 34 days ago • 10 comments

To be clear, I’m rooting for Kendrick at the Super-Bowl. No offense to those involved.

submitted 31 days ago • 17 comments

www.rogerebert.com/reviews/sly-...

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

My story for NPR on eight cool things I learned from Questlove's amazing documentary "Ladies and Gentlemen...50 Years of SNL Music" - from James Brown and Eddie Murphy to Ashlee Simpson and Sinead O'Connor. READ: loom.ly/AdT9n48

submitted 31 days ago • 3 comments

waaaaay too many people in the middle imo

submitted 49 days ago • 298 comments

Egret fishing, Mississippi River #nature #birds #wildlife

submitted 31 days ago • 16 comments

listen i know chris pine said harry styles didn’t spit on him but let’s check back in a few years from now

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

this shit is keeping me alive everyone should listen to this song open.spotify.com/track/3cWwh4...

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

my media literacy is too low for these keenan thompson marcello hernández t-mobile ad

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

the traitors is fucking crazy it’s like if drag race was a saw trap with reality stars and alan cumming instead of rupaul

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

sebastian stan should be allowed to punch adrien brody at the oscar’s he shouldn’t be banned and time should be allotted for this

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

jeremy allen white dick PLASTERED all over soho I REPEAT jermeny allen white dick DISPLAYED, FULL FRONTAL, FOR ALL TO SEE

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Hello I’m Izzy long live socialism

submitted 33 days ago • 23 comments

i think of this a lot

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

This looks like a trap for Salt-N-Pepa.

submitted 38 days ago • 17 comments

me: [carefully placing a baby on my boss’s desk] my boss: and the other one me: [pauses, then unstraps an ankle holster that cradles a smaller, but just as deadly baby]

submitted 68 days ago • 149 comments

Really coming down to the wire on this one.

submitted 78 days ago • 175 comments

Yet another time when a pretty boy gets my part

submitted 78 days ago • 34 comments

So exciting! Our east coast tour begins! BOTH Philly tonight and Friday are long sold out. Only our second BOSTON show is still available. New England TMBGers awake!

submitted 84 days ago • 10 comments

Just want to reiterate that the show I make is called PUPPET History. That's "Puppet" with a "P". Just want to clarify that for no reason in particular.

submitted 83 days ago • 19 comments

people say “you need to start living in the real world” but they forget that the real world includes lupines and lightning bugs and ginger beer and starlight and sea coasts and Renoir paintings and Rachmaninoff’s piano concertos and fog banks and foxes playing in snow.

submitted 84 days ago • 265 comments

This is really not the point, but man is the shooter an unintentional advertisement for the fastest way to get around is by bike

submitted 84 days ago • 88 comments

finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years

submitted 84 days ago • 374 comments

I'm sorry for our trans siblings and comrades. That's really what I want to say. You don't deserve any of this.

submitted 85 days ago • 4 comments

i don’t like this i don’t like this

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

HAPPY BIRTHDAY (Observed) TO MY MAN JONATHAN THE TORTOISE BELIEVED TO BE 192 TODAY #ANTSAT

submitted 85 days ago • 200 comments

Who up humbugging they bah

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submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

it's been almost 40 years since the first album and that's ample time in which to figure out whether or not they're giants

submitted 88 days ago • 21 comments

Tom Cruise does his own stunts because he wants to die

submitted 88 days ago • 224 comments

Who knew the REAL East Coast vs West Coast Rap Beef would be between Flavor Flav & Snoop Dogg for the role "America's Sweetheart"

submitted 87 days ago • 100 comments

More than disappointing. It's disgusting.

submitted 87 days ago • 22 comments

#NP: www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZzO...

submitted 87 days ago • 1 comment

who up putting the thang down so they can flip it & reverse it?

submitted 88 days ago • 2 comments

FUCK EM UP BABY 加油冠宇！

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

⚠️ THE STRING HORN AND WIND ARRANGEMENTS ON THE NEW FATHER JOHN MISTY RECORD ARE SPECIAL AND POWERFUL!!! ⚠️

submitted 89 days ago • 6 comments

willem dafoe needs to be in every movie ever made except for little mermaid so he can have something to strive towards

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

best way to end an argument is by screaming blehhhh!!! blah!!! like dracula and then running away

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

A remake of the matrix but with the muppets

submitted 89 days ago • 37 comments

you guys think hydrothermal tube worms would be a good wing man?

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Fact: The Counting Crows lyric “it’s been a long December” was written halfway through the first day of December.

submitted 88 days ago • 145 comments

The Las Vegas Spiderpig crew are suspiciously quiet this week aren't they? I thought the Qatar Ditto was pretty clear 🤔 #F1 #QatarGP

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

t-pain saved the season. thank you t-pain

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments