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shes so right pop off queen

If I could, I'd want a universe where UFO 50 has all the clout of a Toby Fox game. That isn't a slight against Toby Fox, I love him and I love his games. Rather, it's me also saying UFO 50 deserves way more love and coverage than it gets. I want it to be so popular it gets a con all to itself.

there is no WAY im FINALLY getting into Spamton. What the fuck is this? I didn't gaf about this freak for like three years and now I'm feral. What toxic doomed yaoi does to a mf #spamtenna

!!! DELTARUNE CHAPTER 3 + 4 SPOILERS !!! . . . . . . . . I kind of hope Mettaton, inspired by Tenna, goes on to start his own TV show in the vein of Strong Bad E-mail. Using a laptop he borrowed from the library. There you go #spamtenna shippers, a very legit reason to bring them back together.

While I love the fake FFTactics quotes as much as the next person, this one isn't fake and it's really fucking good.

For an aging millennial, a true sign of adulthood is when the name "Michaelangelo" makes you think of the sculptor before it does the ninja turtle.

A friend of mine got Selaco on the sale and described the game as a simulator about blowing up fascist/sexist cans of Grape Fanta. Amazing description. I recommend it too. It stands out among other retro shooters for having the crunchiest weapons of any FPS and levels you can literally get lost in.

You make an Italian joke by saying the usual stuff like break da pasta or defiling pizza or some other tired cliche. I make an Italian joke about Mussolini trying to ban pasta. ("Pasta? BASTA!") We are not the same.

I'm so sick of people whining about neutral character options basically effectively being male character options. Anyways, "Fantasy Life i" rocks.

More Lady Arthur, because Golden Week is forever!

If it's unreasonable to want to see people turned into mermaids, then I no longer wish to be reasonable.

So are we just NEVER going to address how the Breath of Fire 2's town music sounds so much like Nickolodeon's music for Rugrats? Or do millennials just not get to have hot takes because they were born decades before social media?

Halo Infinite and Shovel Knight Dig share DNA

Final Fantasy For Teens. Who Didn't Play the Series Before it was Cool (or more likely, increasingly, just didn't exist in the 1990's)

What if the Rapture but the people who get uplifted or not depends on whether they know about the Oblivion remaster. And if you bought it, you get left behind. Enjoy your ugly character models and accidentally becoming vampires, sinners. We'll enjoy yuri anime girl Heaven without you.

Person I present online, and how friends see me: *a disadvantaged person with hope, if they just applied themsleves* I am dignified. The reality: *gibbering hideous yuri Smeagol resisting nihilist Gollum* Yuri is preciousss... we will die, but the cute girlsss should love each other, yes precious!

Runes of Pandemonium is an RPG with explicit sexual content. but only about 1% of it is sex. but that 1% is brilliance like "traveling to the big bang, being impregnated by a goddess, giving birth to your own planet." that's not a kink, it's an innate yearning we simply didn't realize we already had

even the green texts are making the argument for how forced feminization would fix society now

I think grape soda tastes amazing and I'm sick of pretending otherwise.

I think one of the things zoomers least accept is the reality that Among Us -- impostors included -- were invented in 1995 in the game Seiken Densetsu 3. The second thing they least accept is that "impostor" is spelled with an "o", not an "e".

People think they're nerds. Then I tell them the thematic link between SaGa Frontier 2 and XCOM Chimera Squad and they know... they know they've met the uber nerd. And that's before I bust out the TS geek stuff. (btw it's that SaGa 2 and Chimera Squad base their whole OST around a single melody)