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ninjasexology.bsky.social
Park ranger of the dildo forest. Lover of colors, glitter & tentacles. Bi, polyamorous and reclaiming my badassness. #QuirkyFemme - She/her - 18+/NSFW
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I got rid of it for a while, but you know what? Fascists hurt when you laugh at them. I heard JD Vance fucked a couch, but the real problem is this chump is a weird, racist, sexist rat fuck, his breath stinks of billionaire boots, and he seems like wouldn't wash the cushions afterward.

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I might have gotten carried away at the vendor booths...but I absolutely needed the iridescent pink dragon scale harness/whip. #PolyamPartyWeekend

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

Forgot to post my cleavage Pic last night. Tagging @coopersbeckett.com because of reasons...

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

Got my hair and makeup done for a dance tonight. Looking forward to having it ruined after... #PolyamPartyWeekend

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I was just very obviously hit on by the pretty sex therapist I chatted with in the pool earlier. I am SO bad at flirting with women but maybe I'm making progress?

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Getting ready for the dance... ##PolyamPartyWeekend

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Update: Friend has selected Dr. Detroit as her moniker. The five of us have been flirting, and I took a mid-afternoon fuck break with Hypno Daddy. #PolyamPartyWeekend

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We were flirting with a woman who seemed quite nice. And then she said she voted for Trump. And her trans child has cut her off over it. And just like that, she was alone. ##PolyamPartyWeekend

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Trans people are fucking amazing. Don’t you forget it.

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At a hotel takeover this weekend, brace yourselves for ridiculous skeets. #PolyamPartyWeekend

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"It was my friend's birthday, so we were all in togas..." "Of COURSE you were!" #PolyamPartyWeekend

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17a's friend slept over. And just showered while listening to a podcast about fantasy smut loud enough for me to hear every word in the kitchen. 😂

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

I would like to join the cult of self love and whoredom...

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I think I might be succeeding in radicalizing my mother. She has stopped complaining about my political posts and started liking them. She's texting articles to me, from sources I wouldn't expect. This is all VERY intriguing.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

If a woman had 13 kids by four different men, used ketamine and spent all her time running a shadow presidency, I’m not sure our society would celebrate her.

submitted 7 days ago • 326 comments

It's World Pangolin Day, when we recognize and act to conserve the 8 species of pangolin (ground pangolins and arboreal pangolins) found in Asia and Africa! The pangolin is an insectivore scaly anteater, completely covered in hard keratin plate scales. They are widely poached and all endangered!

submitted 7 days ago • 9 comments

Without having done a minute of my own reporting on this, because none of the people involved are trustworthy, I can confidently say the Trump administration’s pandemic plan is: 1. Make another pandemic far more likely. 2. If it strikes, call it “the Biden bird flu” (or whatever) and move on.

submitted 8 days ago • 10 comments

A very classic Valentine's text exchange...

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I love my tattoo artist soooo much...got this on my upper thigh today!

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I am on the tattoo table again! Pics later...

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I know the world is on fire and everything sucks, but I had some excellent sex last night and I'm choosing to reflect on that joy for a bit.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

www.nps.gov/ston/index.htm JFC it's real This is some real "fuck right off Planet Earth you bootlicking Nazis" shit

submitted 9 days ago • 10 comments

Musk and Miller let Trump play in the Oval Office, signing stuff and acting like The Boss, while they dismantle every shred of an enlightened, diverse, compassionate society. That's the story Democrats need to tell about who they're fighting: a very stupid old puppet, happily controlled by Nazis.

submitted 19 days ago • 7 comments

I couldn't wait to turn 13 so I could check out adult books without a parent. But I had already read most VC Andrews and a smattering of Stephen King with my mom's knowledge/permission so...

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