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my dad tried to bring up the price of eggs and my mom said JUST EAT LESS EGGS

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it was the crunchiest of times, it was the smoothest of times

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i dont trust game of thrones fans

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once again i am asking, begging, instead of “disseminate” (shudder) just say share, distribute, spread, give

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wow i put “shower” on my weekend todo list, i must have had a fleeting moment of wisdom to identify it as the accomplishment it was

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maybe we have a doggy dweeb double agent that will post tr*mps tax returns

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I feel like I'm going insane every time I see a media story about DOGE that doesn't also mention the fact that the Government Accountability Office exists and performs the exact function that DOGE pretends to, only in a credibly constitutional, non-partisan, and conflict-of-interest-free manner

submitted 7 days ago • 186 comments

i came here to make a dumb skeet about joseph quinn in gladiator 2 (<3) but the timeline is hell, obviously

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i’m thinking through how it benefits the other broligarchs in the inauguration game suite to have their own data breached like this - something is missing

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dang, thinking about nikola tesla’s legacy co-opted and fully fucked

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are we still supposed to do our taxes?

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i love snow smell

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"As more Americans realize we’re actually witnessing a government coup – via Executive Orders – the resistance is blossoming, in many forms. Here’s a rough picture..." resistingproject2025.substack.com/p/dont-despa...

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Options to call & email your senators who are not doing enough to slow & obstruct this administration

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New from 404 Media: inside the gov meeting where Musk ally laid out plans for data sharing across gov/AI. We got audio. In the call an employee pushed back and said the plan would be “illegal.” Musk ally said “we should still push forward and see what we can do.” www.404media.co/things-are-g...

submitted 19 days ago • 249 comments

TIL the term “sadopopulism”

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As Trump scrubs federal websites of important information, remember that non-profit organizations have been archiving a lot of this information. Internet Archive federal end-of-term crawl: blog.archive.org/2024/05/08/e... Environmental Data and Governance Initiative: envirodatagov.org

submitted 23 days ago • 6 comments

Bluesky is getting its own photo-sharing app, Flashes

submitted 39 days ago • 216 comments

Re: USPS privatization, haven’t seen anyone yet note that USPS has procedures that effectively mean investigators need a warrant to open a package. Other carriers do not consider mail “private” and will open any package they deem “suspicious” and notify law enforcement of its contents

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

do we have enough computers, or do we need more, still?

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free idea: killing eve spinoff a la luigi mangione

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i keep my boyfriend from being mad at me by saying, “don’t be mad at meeeee” surprisingly, this works

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A deep dive into the digital footprint of Luigi Mangione, a man radicalized by pain. shatterzone.substack.com/p/alleged-ce...

submitted 76 days ago • 109 comments

Zero reward for the white supremacist killer who murdered a teen in Manhattan the same day. Yeremi Colino does not matter to these people.

submitted 78 days ago • 167 comments

“there’s a certain stigma associated with having a job and a mortgage” “you mean a cachet?” “or a cliché…”

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Call me crazy, but I think Justin Sun, a Chinese national being prosecuted for fraud by the SEC, sending Trump $18 million should be a bigger story The direct enrichment of Trump by a foreign national weeks before he takes office has merited no coverage in the NYT or Washington Post

submitted 83 days ago • 699 comments

tfw you share your screen in a meeting and accidentally share your last google search - mine was 70 decibels, revealing i had sound metered the construction going on above us in the office :)

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

was thinking “cuttlefish sounds like cuddlefish” and what came out was “snugglefish”

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home is where your friends convince you to come out from

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the problem with most democratic gains/wins this century being part of the administrative state is (1) the possibility for rollback by judges and (2) the fact that the administrative state is submerged if this was legislation, i feel like a lot more people would be mobilized in defense of this

submitted 94 days ago • 3 comments

The social safety net creates equity for people that our society does not think of as equal. It fails to secure the desired social order. That is why social services are not funded regardless of how many reports you provide, showing it is more cost-effective than anything else, including jail.

submitted 100 days ago • 1 comment

it’s been weird to have a job that doesn’t require hours of post-work venting and socializing. how many of you have lived like this the whole time?

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The NYTimes Tech Guild is on strike and they built us all games to play while they’re striking because they’re awesome 😎 Go waste some time and clear your head and toss them a few bucks if you can 💵 nytimesguild.org/tech/guild-b...

submitted 107 days ago • 3 comments

the system’s purpose is what it does

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Pregnant people will continue to die needlessly in Florida, even though 57% of Floridians voted to protect the right to an abortion, because the vote required 60% to pass.

submitted 110 days ago • 10 comments

Deeply fucked that there is a candidate constitutionally disqualified from being president with foreign adversaries phoning in bomb threats to help him and our TV news is like “KEY RACE ALERT DONALD TRUMP IS IN THE LEAD”

submitted 110 days ago • 6 comments

The number one story tonight needs to be the massive and coordinated effort from state actors outside of the country targeting of elections with bomb threats in an effort to throw the election to a candidate of their preference. America is under attack. This is a crisis of massive scale

submitted 110 days ago • 10 comments

If any of you want to not doom, consider ballot assistance in Nevada

submitted 110 days ago • 1 comment

one of those mondays where by 4:30pm you think it’s tuesday

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

it makes sense that conservatives want a spanking but i’m unclear why it must also involve everyone else

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isn’t elon musk an immigrant

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i’m not saying i understand rfk supporters, what i am saying is he kind of looks like the old man in saving private ryan

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where did tasti d lite go? also ruined by vc funding? :(

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What happens to a largely US-controlled internet after fascism? I'm hoping we don't find out, but do these now, not later: - Make sure that you have ways to contact your core groups outside of social media. - Back up everything you don't want to lose online.

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