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#Mother 1 unknown legendary hidden factoid: Ninten asking #1 suspect Loid why he shouldn't turn him into the police for firebombing the mountain, fully knowing people were still living there.

#Mother 1 true truth that is totally true: After enjoying some Helldivers 2 during his free time, Ninten took it upon himself to murder every single bug on the planet. They are now extinct.

#MOTHER 1 mega ultra omega knowledge (you didn't know): Picture of Ninten dropping his secret "スカ" balloon from the secret pouch in his wallet after getting his ass handed to him by the police who thought he was a drug dealer.

#Mother 1 super duper mega secret: Ninten reading his great-grandfather's diary, because the map he found to get to the magicant cave just says "map" and George was suffering from dementia by that point.

This can't happen in the superior MOTHER 1, another L for "DirtBound".

#MOTHER 1 bet ya didn't even know this one trivia: Biblically accurate Ninten and friends from the "Encyclopedia MOTHER" guide book.

Super ultra #MOTHER 1 mega hint: Shotgun.

#MOTHER 1 truth and totally not a lie I promise: According to the "Mother Adventure Handbook", Ninten is not real, he was never real, you made him up in your head. All those enemies that died? Fake news, didn't happen.

#MOTHER2 + #EarthBound forbidden knowledge: Depicted in this tube is the most controversial boss from the completely canon Earthbound Halloween update made by @tobyfox.undertale.com; Apple Kid.

#MOTHER 1 amazing information: Big boy, 6'1" Ninten grabbing the missile launched from Sweet's Little Factory towards Canada (he's going to deliver it personally).

#MOTHER 1 secret that I bet you didn't even think about: Ninten uses telepathy to hypnotize girls into liking him on Roblox.

#Mother 1 actual truth fact (not a joke): According to the "MOTHER Complete Conquer Manual", this 1970s pornstar lookin man is Ninten's dad.

#MOTHER 1 forbidden image: Teddy from Earth Bound.

#MOTHER 1 legendary note: Happy New Years.

#MOTHER 1 well known secret: Ninten has a special trap he can use against Giegue. It's him standing infront of his house with a bat. He's there to prevent him from walking forward.

#Mother2 / #Earthbound secret little bit: in the "MOTHER 2 Enix Gamebook" guidebook, the Franklin badge has a picture of Descartes on it when Paula gives it to Ness. This may or may not be a euphemism, we are unsure.

#Mother 1 + #Earthbound beginnings hidden little fact: On the cover of the "Understand Everything About MOTHER" strategy guide, Teddy is about to murder some children with a knife.

#Mother + #EarthBound Beginnings hidden wellness note: Ninten and co. wish you sweet dreams, and a Merry Christmas.

#Mother 1 + #EarthBound secret fact: in The D in the psi "4th-D slip" stands for dick.

#Mother messed up secret: Ninten likes to force his monkey slave to sing for him under threat of imminent brainshock (or fear of not getting bananas I'm not quite sure I don't speak monkie)

#mother #earthbound #pizzatower ninten if he was a slice of pizza

#Mother2 + #Earthbound hidden tidbit: Ness hates porky so much he acted feigned ignorance and acted coy when the cops "just happened" to show up at "their" secret "Magic herb" smoking spot. Porky's coming off from a bad trip in this picture from the MOTHER 2 Enix Gamebook guidebook.

#Mother 1 super interesting findings: Ninten is having a relapse and considers taking the elephant pill he randomly finds in the zoo.

#Mother2 + #Earthbound forbidden secret: Mr. T's socks are stinky. Haha.