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nishinoyayuu.bsky.social
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think it's gonna take more than the hokey pokey to turn myself around

tear maxxing at the state of this world :(

*looking at the sky after eating my eleventh soda popsicle of the week* getting a lot of gari gari kun vibes from this

once i finish the twenty four pack of the gari gari kun popsicles i bought today, the diet is ON

If I were the groundhog I’d wake up tomorrow and kill myself.

hey, it’s your captain speaking and we’ve reached a cruising altitude. gay people can feel free to fraternize in the aisle

i have one more needlessly vindictive thing to add to the conversation and then i’m done

his eyes were pocari sweat blue

i’d be a really good damsel in distress btw

call me a volleyball player the way i’m always playing…volleyball? whatever.

sometimes i love this stupid baka life…not in the past year though

clarice lispector is the only author i’d actually prefer to read in snippets posted on social media, completely divorced from context

so begins the long dark night of my soul

i like skye ferreira. i like jumping and playing

bruh i don’t think i’ll be able to rolling thunder my way outta this one

unstoppable force (me) vs immovable object (constipation)

fyi being short isn’t my only personality trait. i also have daddy issues

As a fan of literature there’s no worse feeling than finding out a novel has an unreliable narrator and realising you wasted your money

CJR has a fair-minded piece on why I left the Times. All in the past now; I'm basically full-time on Substack www.cjr.org/analysis/pau...

i think my diet of 2 gari gari kuns a day and nothing else is starting to impact my health…

my new year’s resolution is to minimize how much i objectify women

i thought everyone was just doing a team building exercise

i think some of my volleyball teammates might be gay off the court too

before the country descends into fascism…anyone wanna admit that they got a crush on me

*me talking to my volleyball teammates* in another universe, i would have loved just doing taxes and laundry with you

she roll on my double till i thunder

不能没排球 💪

‘tis bitter cold, and i am sick at heart.

they see me rolling they hating

gonna kill myself because my teammate can’t see beyond the iron wall

For my New year resolution I’m going to work on being less condescending. (Condescending means to talk down to other people)

i know the ice cream aisle at the sakanoshita store hates to see me coming

most people think of themselves as the hero of their own life. i like to think of myself as the final boss in someone else's life!

daily training regimen: vocal exercises so i can adequately hype up my teammates! gari gari kun eating competition to test my stomach rolling thunder until failure

my contribution to the hear me out cake is a brooding software engineer with a passion for public transit activism

who up thinking about their volleyball teammate

been getting into the smiths recently…

listening to mr brightside in this pizza joint right now. viva america!

my volleyball teammates could never understand the depths of my emersonian mind