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one of my core beliefs as a producer is that every NFL draft show needs an Falcons fan who cannot leave

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

Operation: Just because we can Unless El Salvador offers up Bukele and his goons pre-skinned, I think justly(for once) toppling a central American regime would be a great way to kick off America being back. The classics do never go out of style.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

WE WANT A CIRCUIT BREAKER! WE WANT A CIRCUIT BREAKER!

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Honestly I can't even use a mirror anymore, the visual feedback fucks with ingrained muscle memory of how I do it. Its a skill all contact wearers should learn.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

It is funny that the self selection mechanism that makes people wannabe brownshirts also tends to mean they're in the bottom quartile of physical prowess. A big downside to making an ideology that appeals to losers

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

*a guy on the highway cuts me off so I look away from the road to navigate menus to try to type “1337” (gamer reference) to open my glovebox; I drift into oncoming traffic and collide with a Boar’s Head® delivery truck, giving my burning wreck the savory aroma of PitCraft® Slow Smoked Turkey Breast*

submitted 40 days ago • 47 comments

The only fate suitable for Cuck Shumer is to be pantsed by JD Vance and then get pushed down in the cafeteria lunch room. What a fucking dipshit rube.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments