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45% of women voted for Trump. Listen, ladies, I know you probably thought the Trump administration's blatant misogyny wouldn't affect you, but you'd be wrong. As has been obvious to the other 55% of us, MAGA seems to like their coffee like like they like their women: Weak and powerless

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2000: Measles declared eradicated in the U.S. 2025: Measles outbreak in Texas now up to 90 cases in multiple cities

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Out of blatant disrespect for Groundhog Day, I'm going to watch Stripes all day long. Because that's how I roll.

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My gun-nut, Trunper brother: "Guns don't kill people. People kill people!' Me: "Then why would we want people to have guns?" crickets

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So, whatever happened to all the drones over NJ?

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Today is the 25th Anniversary in our house! Still haven't been attacked by dragons or even mimics in the form of UPS boxes, so our magical glyph abilities have yet to be disproven.

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A Tesla truck burning in front of Trump's Vegas Hotel seems like a perfect start for 2025. (Real pic from today, not a photoshop.)

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In WaWa yesterday and when I took out the $2 bill, 2 people on line behind me offered to buy it. Whatever. I just gave it to the perplexed cashier. Maybe one of the idiots bought it from her & she made a couple of extra bucks.

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in retaliation for some truly terrible behavior from my parents one year, I donated to NAACP & GLAAD in their names--2 charities I KNEW would drive them into convulsions. My brother reported that my mother nearly had a stroke and my father burned his on the stove. No Feats of Strength, however.

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There should be a car signal that says, "I'm not making you drive 15mph. It's this idiot in front of me."

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Trump supporters are people who watch #ItsAWonderfulLife and think Mr. Potter is the hero.

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breathes hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha

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Marjorie Taylor Greene to chair new DOGE subcommittee on Oversight next Congress It's not the GOP, it's the LOD (Legion of Doom)

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Winter coat lottery: 2 Advil (which actually came in handy!), a Walgreens coupon, and a Kennedy half-dollar. Saving that last one for the absolute youngest-looking cashier I can find for maximum entertainment.

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Yes, from when you still needed an invite 😀

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Amidala & Rhaenys have been living rent-free in my head since last Tuesday. We wanted to believe America would accept a woman as president. It's obvious now that we won't anytime soon. www.tiktok.com/@wonderwoman...

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First a FoxNews talking head as Sec of Defense and now Musk & Vivek Ramaswamy for "Dept of Government Efficiency". And we've only just scratched the surface of the stupidity to come

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Election worker pulled me out of line so she could make sure I had no political buttons. Voted, went to the 100ft mark, opened the jacket, and pulled the hat out of the pocket as I walked past about 50 people and a line of cars looking for parking.

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Figured I'd wear a creepy shirt at the office today in the spirit of Halloween. Literally no one had any clue who this guy was. #FeelSoOld

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Went grocery shopping wearing my Trump Nope shirt & a Marine was collecting for Toys for Tots. Donated $1 & when he looked up, saw my shirt & his smile instantly turned into a grimace. Left him with a "Semper Fi" & he was utterly confused. Yes, crazy man, Libs can be patriotic, too.

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@613mandi.bsky.social v bq

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How to explain the 2 cicada broods, a 7yr one and a 13yr one--"suddenly" synching up to someone who doesn't mmath well (like me): It's like when you've gone through enough shampoo and conditioner bottles and they're both FINALLY empty at the same time.

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How to explain the 2 cicada broods, a 7yr one and a 13yr one--"suddenly" synching up to someone who doesn't mmath well (like me): It's like when you've gone through enough shampoo and conditioner bottles and they're both FINALLY empty at the same time.

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#DJT Dead Cat Bounce!

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71yo Trumper invests his $25K nest egg in Trump Media at $90/share. Now worth $26.61/share. "I know good and well it’s in Trump’s hands, and he’s got plans...I have no doubt it’s going to explode sometime.” And when he's broke, he'll be first in line for the gov't handouts he kept voting against.

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