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nkolakowski.bsky.social
Author of "Where the Bones Lie” (Datura, March 2025) and other grim delights. HWA, MWA. Cats, snark, crime, horror. https://linktr.ee/nickkolakowski
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The #audiobook version of WHERE THE BONES LIE is now available for your pre-ordering pleasure via Audible! It'll drop a ton of twisty mystery into your eardrums on March 11 -- nothing like a little murder while you're doing the dishes. (Link in thread.)

"We're lighter, we're faster, and if that don't work... we're nastier."

Can't wait for the geniuses behind [checks notes] Citadel and the Rings of Power to wreck 007 with lots of CGI and spin-offs! variety.com/2025/film/gl...

There's still time to pre-order WHERE THE BONES LIE, the latest scorcher from @nkolakowski.bsky.social! These fine authors wouldn't steer you wrong.

"The plot is full of intrigue, red herrings, double dealings and deadly peril and will have you guessing and gasping throughout." A fresh WHERE THE BONES LIE review is up for your reading pleasure on this frigid Monday! #bookreview alittlebookproblem.co.uk/2025/02/17/b...

If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general. If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.

Important update: Occam's Razor has been renamed Rock 'Em, Sock 'Em's Razor. For coolness. It now states that whatever explanation is the most bitchin', no matter how gnarly it might be, must be the truth.

One of my favorite passages from WHERE THE BONES LIE... the incident with the Hummer is 100% fiction, but Angie is most definitely based on a certain real-life PR person. #amwriting

Hitting the blog today, my review of @nkolakowski.bsky.social's forthcoming WHERE THE BONES LIE. Wildfires, mental health crises, climate change, and a body in a barrel add up to some serious PI fun. My thoughts here: www.michaelpatrickhicks.com/blog/where-t... ⚡📚 💙📚

Book mail. @nkolakowski.bsky.social 's latest. Nick will be part of my ongoing 2025 interview series. Looking forward to it after I finish my current read I'm waiting on 3 sets of questions I sent out,& sending more this week. You can read the 2 that're out now in @mrbullbull.bsky.social

NYC folks! The great @robwhart.bsky.social is gonna help me roll out WHERE THE BONES LIE at @kewandwillow.bsky.social on March 22! Tix at the next link in thread -- I promise a great night of readin' and chattin'! #writingcommunity

Them: You can’t base your writing career off spite. Me basing my writing career off spite.

“The box promised a penguin. Where is the penguin, human? I do not care about your ‘author copies.’”

Chipper reminder: It's 25% off if you pre-order WHERE THE BONES LIE @barnesandnoble.com with code PREORDER25! I think this is the last day of their mega-sale... and it means a lot of mystery for even less bucks! #crimefiction www.barnesandnoble.com/w/where-the-...

A very cool and shivery story for your #fridayreads from the one and only @marythor.bsky.social!

If you want to rob a bank, get a gun. If you want to rob the country, fund a presidential campaign, become a ‘special government employee,’ and send your people to raid the Treasury. Nobody will stop you! Especially not the Democratic Party!

Curious about WHERE THE BONES LIE? @barnesandnoble.com has a very cool #BNPreorder deal for this fiery, twisty mystery if you use code PREORDER25. The book drops in a month!

The great, Edgar-winning @ellroybiographer.bsky.social has a nifty review of WHERE THE BONES LIE up on his blog. Check it out! "A darkly comic new take on the private detective/fixer novel." #crimefiction #amwriting venetianvase.co.uk/2025/01/30/w...

“In a Violent Nature” except there’s a Herzog narration over the whole film. “And as I watched zis masked killer rip him limb from limb I could not help but contemplate…” etc.

Get yourself a slice of Entenmann's and join us over at That Sound at 2 AM where we're talking to @wmboyle4.bsky.social about his latest, SAINT OF THE NARROWS STREET. open.substack.com/pub/jamesdfh...

This sounds cool!

I know little of this world it’s implications but I’d imagine the questions arising about the large amounts of money are largely along the lines of “WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK HAVE YOU FUCKING JOKERS DONE WITH ALL THE FUCKING MONEY IN THE FUCKING WORLD THAT YOU WERE GIVEN?”

Have you pre-ordered WHERE THE BONES LIE? DM me your receipt and I'll mail you something cool and personalized! (Spoiler alert: I've found a trove of my books, including first editions and illustrated limited editions... roughly 30+ or so.) U.S.-only, just given the insanity of the postal system.

Both little free libraries in the neighborhood stuffed with dozens of Neil Gaiman books. Nature is healing.

Sometimes a busy serial killer just needs to write out some basic instructions and even use a little ChatGPT, okay? No shame in that. #amwriting

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Many grateful thanks to Nick Kolakowski for sending me a copy of Where The Bones Lie, published in paperback 31 March, looking forward to reading @nkolakowski.bsky.social #WhereTheBonesLie #BookSky

“Where the Bones Lie is tight, mean, and funny, like the five-minute set that Dash can never quite put together.” Check out this very cool review of WHERE THE BONES LIE! #crimefiction substack.com/@vincekeenan...

interviewer: how are your listening skills? me: absolutely

Wellllllp looks like my “Martin Riggs and John Rambo team up to help J.P. Tannen deal with his divorce” spec script’s about to get GREENlit, baby!

What a man! And what a head of hair!

brand label vs Great Value

Just put on the Inception soundtrack at work and even tapping the most boring spreadsheet becomes unstoppably dramaaaaaaaatic!

I am a big fan of @nkolakowski.bsky.social not just because he's the only one of you willing to game out mass shooting events (for fiction, y'all...come on) but for many other reasons. Buy his book, or at least buy him a lap dance.

Want to read a bit of WHERE THE BONES LIE before it drops in March? Over at @crimehq.bsky.social there's an exclusive excerpt featuring stolen guns, spooky masks, and a need to escape LA pronto... #mystery #amwriting www.criminalelement.com/featured-exc...

Over on the @darkwaterspodcast.bsky.social #podcast, we’re chatting everything writing, including crime fiction, the most gonzo way to judge whether your story will grip and audience, and more! Check it out! open.spotify.com/episode/3Eg2...

House of Gamut sadly shut down publication last year, but now they've dropped the paywall, meaning you can read my story "Body and Blood," one of my favorite things I've written, for free! When a Red State sets up a for-profit organ market, chaos and crime erupt... houseofgamut.com/gamut-magazi...