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Intel, not intelligent. Angry Detective He/him #nafo. Hope is not a fools game Stay kind Stay caring Stay dangerous
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"you're just a hater" brother, my hate for you is subtle and lilting yet grand and confronting such as to challenge the greatest orchestra. The way I loathe you is complex and multidisciplinary. It's intersectional and nuanced in a way that critical theory academia is only beginning to grasp.

www.wvnews.com/newsfeed/us/... #MomsSky Still going STRONG SENATOR CORY BOOKER AND MINORITY LEADER HAKEEM JEFFRIES along with many others Sit-in on our Capitol steps Live streamed Not scripted THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE @booker.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social

If you're in the DC area, make your way out to the Capitol steps! History in the making!

The only think the USA can do to be redeemed from our crimes is to invade the United Kingdom, obliterate their ruling class, and then immediately collapse.

Hey!! This old cunt should introduce her brainstem to a 9mm!!👍👍 www.cbsnews.com/baltimore/ne...

👏PUT👏ME👏IN👏COACH👏

Perfect song to play when serving a contempt of court warrant? music.youtube.com/watch?v=-tmS...

This is my first constitutional crisis, what's the dress code.

Imagine being brain-dead enough to label Matthew Yglesias of all people a “leftist”. How do people like Marco tie their shoes in the morning?

God, if only there was one cool Maryland law enforcement official that could be trusted with a high risk solo mission to infiltrate El Salvador and use any means necessary to recover an unlawfully detained marylander. Maybe someone with a dog PFP and an attitude problem...

Is this the single worst thing I've ever admitted to? Yes.

Authoring a profound and deeply poignant meditation on Kanye West's use of Comment #1 in MBDTFand how its direct line to modern Kanye encapsulates the left's inherent flirtation with fascism in its rejection of compromise, but finding that it's only possible to write when I'm 3 mimosas deep.

This economy is, quite frankly, a bipolar girly.

It's great that they've figured out how to give the entire economy cocaine. It's like when a giant robot gets a sword.

You (an idiot): the United States is collapsing, fundamental freedoms are eroding and the constitution is in tatters" Me *picturing myself executing a search warrant on Ron Desantis' house set to Bad Girlfriend by theory of a Deadman*: "she's a bad bad girlfriend..."

I know it's trite, but imagining what would have happened if Biden had done this is turning me into the joker.

There are lessons in history that stand as more than mere parables. Long, but worth the read.

OH YOU FUCKING THINK?

Finding a deep eroticism in seeing a guy say "finally the market is bouncing back" only for that gain to be gone within an hour. 10/10 top .01% on onlyfans

Meanwhile in the land of the free…

The men who writhe and gnash their teeth at the sound of protest must ask themselves if they prefer the rasp of a bolt carrier sliding into place.

Started/going

Elon Musk streaming POE 2 on his private plane while listening to “The Final Countdown” and everyone in the in-game chat is whispering him to kill himself. Now that’s cool.

if you were looking for signs that Jeff Bezos's obeisance to Trump has bled over into newsroom coverage it would probably look something like this article getting top billing over the story of 3-5 million people marching yesterday www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

music.youtube.com/watch?v=BSvO...

Tfw the bus had to get out of Cell Site Simulator range for the skeet to post. 🫠

Read theory

*amazing black poet speaker* "our unity is our strength, we all have a role to play in this fight" *26 year old whiteboy with a podcast and a watermelon PFP speaker* "but also let's not forget that the democrats are evil too!"

Every rally is awesome till the white boy with the podcast starts talking. :/

If our democracy dies, this is its epitaph

Is this bad or 5-D chess?

"listen up, liberal"

Thank you @booker.senate.gov

Fox News, CNN, MSNBC, BBC

Take note of the people who’ve been shitting on this for the last day. You never have to listen to them about anything, ever again.

So too, end all fascists.

Cory Booker on Hour 25: OK, I'm warmed up now. Time to get serious!

Good things are still possible.

I personally hate Donald trump so fucking much.

Cory Booker as he breaks Strom Thurmond's speaking record: "I'm not here because of his speech. I'm here despite his speech. I'm here because as powerful as he was, the people are more powerful."

Hell yeah

Thought I started a @tomwalker.bsky.social stream vod but accidentally started a video essay called "the horror of uncertain" that began with the narration "what does it mean to know a place". Took 3 minutes to realize.

Everything is classified. Random lunch plans are classified. There is overwhelming bipartisan consensus that we classify way too much meaningless correspondence and data that is already publicly available. The idea that this wouldn’t be classified is so funny

Manifesting Elon aspirating on his own vomit. 🙏🙏🙏 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️