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I’m sorry but I’m not gonna apologize. From Motor City to City of Angels with stops in between. Let the blues play. Cue the movie projector. Please god let Detroit win.
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I long for the innocent times when the biggest controversy in sport was lights going up at Wrigley Field for night baseball

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There is nothing stranger to child than when an adult says “When I was your age…”

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Has Skeet Ulrich ever been skeet shooting?

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Exculpatory sounds like one of those words that by the sound of it, should mean the opposite of what it really means

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MAGA on Saturday: oh, the horror of using an “86” meme to imply eliminating or assassinating Trump. Lock up everyone who uses it. MAGA on Sunday: Die, Biden, Die, you old coot, let cancer ravage you now

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The best business education there is occurs at places like airport lounges and gate areas when you intentionally listen in on business phone calls/face times

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If you ever want to know the most realistic way in human history to chart the difference between men and women, simply observe them during a move

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Why do we say something is a favorite show *on* tv when it’s *in* the tv

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Went to the municipal building to get a residential parking permit and there was zero parking there I don’t mean nothing available. I don’t mean no spots. I don’t mean you have to have a sticker. I mean there’s no parking anywhere near the building where you get parking permits

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I would be very pleased if Al Franken’s daughter married someone with the last name Stein

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How do they get the salt pieces to stick on pretzels

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When the doctor puts you on an all-liquid diet for a health issue and then prescribes medication…that must be taken with food

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If you pet a dog, do you human a person?

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So…we’re not gonna build those factories for the millions upon millions of great American workers who were going to screw in those little screws into iPhones

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Aaron Rodgers Fuming That NFL Hasn’t Added Expansion Team To Sign Him theonion.com/aaron-r...

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Do optometry places only hire employees who wear glasses or do they make them wear fake ones because every single employee in every single store wears glasses

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Today is dedicated to all those MAGA morons who say that social security should be based on privatizing social security investing so that what little disposable income workers/seniors have goes into something guaranteed to always increase

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