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If every time you or your partner masturbated, their sperm came out as little Nic Cage faces, but it could only be one movie version of Nic Cage, which would you choose to maximize your pleasure? #HumpDay

submitted 12 hours ago • 8 comments

Bugs makes this case accurately and eloquently. what happened is not "man speaks from beyond the grave" what happened is "they showed an expensive cartoon in court"

submitted 12 hours ago • 39 comments

this internet was a mistake, but sometimes it’s the best thing ever created

submitted 1 day ago • 93 comments

Please read this.

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

The great free speech champion refuses to do interviews with actual journalists and retreats to the safe space of a checks notes Lara Trump ‘interview’. LOL.

submitted 4 days ago • 217 comments

if you'd like to see a wide re-release of Hundreds of Beavers in theaters this year, one night only, in thousands of cities — repost this. we've got some doubters.

submitted 5 days ago • 53 comments

At this juncture I’d like to point out: * we’re on the brink of a golden age of medical healing * there’s enough money in the world to solve every problem in the world * a united approach could stop the climate crisis But a small group of sociopaths seeking personal power are going to throw it away.

submitted 11 days ago • 398 comments

Imagine being lectured by RFK Jr about how to be healthy and then having Mark Zuckerberg tell you how many friends normal people should have

submitted 5 days ago • 131 comments

Richard John Smith as Obi in Three-Fingered Jack, artist unknown, 1819, 📸 by Gregory Shamus

submitted 6 days ago • 57 comments

I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points

submitted 8 days ago • 112 comments

So you’re saying we could solve all the financial problems of 379 million of us and impact just 19 households. What an interesting fact. Fun little bit of trivia.

submitted 9 days ago • 189 comments

Historian here slaveholders would hang or put the heads of slave rebels on sticks to line a road as a lesson to others. This performative propaganda by the Trump regime is an insult to the American republic, the rule of law, democratic governance, and human rights.

submitted 9 days ago • 34 comments

“He’s the richest man in the world, what could he want from the government?”

submitted 11 days ago • 8 comments

From a fiery article in the Times of London. They shut down the Colosseum so JD could get a private tour. Everyone else who'd gotten tickets in advance was out of luck. So many layers contained in the passage about the irate Trump voter in the second graf. www.thetimes.com/world/europe...

submitted 11 days ago • 250 comments

This is really disrespectful to what Kaepernick went through

submitted 11 days ago • 22 comments

If I was a person involved in exiling a two year old child with cancer to another country I would simply walk into the ocean and never return

submitted 11 days ago • 271 comments

Lots of people I know that were furious about kids having to wear masks are real quiet about a two year old citizen being wrongfully deported

submitted 12 days ago • 447 comments

The Authoritarian capture of the university system by a rightwing state government using the state house end of session as cover should be massive news.

submitted 12 days ago • 7 comments

A reminder that even if Musk exits the government as he claims, which is likely BS, he and his goons at DOGE have already inflicted massive damage and acts of senseless cruelty on the world.

submitted 13 days ago • 46 comments

As longtime readers know one of my favorite quotes is “The cemeteries are full of irreplaceable men.” The same is true of nations.

submitted 13 days ago • 7 comments

he’s right and he’s right to say it

submitted 13 days ago • 272 comments

“The wife of Kilmar Abrego Garcia, who was mistakenly deported to El Salvador by the Trump administration, was forced to move to a safe house with her children after the government posted their home address to social media.” 4/23/25 newrepublic.com/post/194289/...

submitted 14 days ago • 388 comments

one of the world's top cancer scientists, who works for Harvard, is at risk of deportation to Russia where she might be killed for criticizing Putin, because she allegedly failed to disclose carrying frog embryos at the border. it's upending American medical research: prospect.org/health/2025-...

submitted 14 days ago • 102 comments

I see that once again, the country that thinks everyone should work as hard as possible all the time without health care, family leave, or a living wage has been stumped by the question “Why aren’t people having more children?”

submitted 14 days ago • 10 comments

What I never heard of anyone having as a kid was measles.

submitted 15 days ago • 16 comments

Good job team America www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

submitted 16 days ago • 228 comments

"We cannot give everyone a trial," says the president of these United States.

submitted 16 days ago • 2770 comments

Facts matter

submitted 18 days ago • 1028 comments

Personally, I think it should be front page news for at least a month if a sitting US President is using falsified evidence to try and deny due process to a man who has committed no crime, but that’s just me

submitted 18 days ago • 818 comments

I know Jesus is busy today, but somebody needs to come look at this.

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

It's the sequel to the The Fart Video you've all been waiting for. @seanbaby.bsky.social presents: Boobs. It's FREE! Can you believe the man who wrote The Fart Video is a prolific comedy writer? Also he hates lumpy boobs. 1900hotdog.com/2025/04/upse...

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

Very important thread!

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

🧵 THREAD: A federal whistleblower just dropped one of the most disturbing cybersecurity disclosures I’ve ever read. He's saying DOGE came in, data went out, and Russians started attempting logins with new valid DOGE passwords Media's coverage wasn't detailed enough so I dug into his testimony:

submitted 20 days ago • 340 comments

absolutely stellar senatoring, no snark, good work

submitted 20 days ago • 21 comments

Guys, I love all of you, but the answer to RFK, Jr. is not that autistic adults hold jobs, pay taxes, and get laid, it's that everyone deserves to live even if they can't work, pay taxes, or get laid.

submitted 20 days ago • 166 comments

Do we think fedora's will make a Y2K comeback? It's the last couple of days you can catch Eugene Mirman at ours so don't miss out Tix here: buff.ly/PsaA411

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Yes. I don’t really know how to explain it. Nothing is real unless it is being personally experienced?!

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

Trump's counterterrorism czar Sebastian Gorka says Americans critical of deportations like Abrego Garcia's are providing "material support" to terrorists — a felony crime. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/trumps-cou...

submitted 21 days ago • 266 comments

Goobs is an elite new entry into Dog Names for me

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

when did everything become terrorism

submitted 21 days ago • 294 comments

Gorka is much more powerful than he was in Trump’s first term. He’s in charge of counterterrorism! Strange how little media covers him

submitted 21 days ago • 32 comments

Trump administration seeks to narrow Endangered Species Act by redefining 'harm'

submitted 21 days ago • 10 comments

Sen Van Hollen met with El Salvador's Vice President Félix Ulloa, who told him that the reason they are holding Kilmar Abrego Garcia at CECOT is because the Trump admin is paying them to do so. They also provided no evidence that Abrego Garcia is part of MS-13 or committed any crimes.

submitted 21 days ago • 87 comments

This is an excellent, detailed account of the known facts in the Abrego Garcia case, and why statements connecting him to MS-13 have no supporting evidence

submitted 22 days ago • 38 comments

This is their argument. In court. Not just a theory. From today at Law Dork: www.lawdork.com/p/trump-told...

submitted 23 days ago • 28 comments