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Important philosophy question: why is the 3rd outfit you try on always the right one? And if you tried that one 1st, would it have been right or is it always the secret 3rd thing?

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submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

Forever haunted by the vision of my manager putting up a Mental Health Awareness Week poster on the same day they tried to discipline me for being too anxious to come to work on 1 (one) occasion

submitted 31 days ago • 2 comments

*holds finger to ear* I'm hearing The New Statesman is doing a Mandy Rhodes

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

So much this, it's more the setting up of a "moderate" camp which ~just so happens~ to take the position that makes Bezos the most money

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

Feels incredibly weird to finally have a diagnosis for ADHD after a mere 40 years of [wanders off before completing post]

submitted 32 days ago • 4 comments

the way that straight people are allowed to retcon lgbt history is disgusting.

submitted 54 days ago • 6 comments

The greatest local Facebook drama in history

submitted 59 days ago • 15 comments

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

*youth pastor voice* you know who else had his platform taken away by a jealous empire? www.google.com/amp/s/www.bb...

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Only needed to phone the Embassy once this holiday so I guess that's personal growth or something 🤷‍♂️

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

Tobl Of Rone

submitted 72 days ago • 1 comment

When the Govt said "we will use AI", people read "a large language model will give you the wrong council tax bill and then call you a slur"

submitted 76 days ago • 2 comments

Writing a 2000 word document I've been putting off for weeks in 38 minutes >>>

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

The vet was trying to give us chicken flavoured toothpaste for the cat which raises many questions, like why is this not available for humans and did you notice the cat has no teeth?

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

There's a queue in Lidl like an execution and some guy is recounting his custody battle in great detail

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment

Opening Facebook is like going through a portal, please check on your das, they are not OK

submitted 86 days ago • 2 comments

It's the most wonderful day of the year

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Just ordered her a SIM on my card and she said "what about the fiver a month?" so I've told her she owes me £15 if she's spared til March

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

My main takeaway from this feud is they stole each other's spot: Kyle is the new Next Main Event guy and Will is the new Shittest Hair guy

submitted 95 days ago • 1 comment

“Tiny Tim, who did NOT log off”

submitted 95 days ago • 20 comments

Love my new Christmas tree ornament…

submitted 118 days ago • 9 comments

My mum just started a sentence with "if I'm spared til March" Nothing like some festive cheer

submitted 95 days ago • 1 comment

Merry Christmas.

submitted 97 days ago • 5 comments

My boss, telling me to add a single line to a document on Christmas Eve Eve

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

“Is it okay for a social media platform to be an echo chamber” back in the day we had websites and websites were generally focused on a single topic and if you were into that topic you would visit that website and if you weren’t into that topic you just didn’t go on that website and it was fine

submitted 103 days ago • 300 comments

Had a rare instance of someone else in the Post Office using it to post things Would have thought I was in the wrong place if the guy in front of me wasn't laundering money

submitted 109 days ago • 1 comment

There is simply not enough pish in the world to decorate this absolute unit

submitted 112 days ago • 2 comments

Who's hungry?

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

Working very hard today

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

HHH must pay for his War Games crimes

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

Apparently I'm "not ready" because I "don't have trousers on" Sounds like we're making up these rules as we go

submitted 120 days ago • 2 comments

Spending 1 (one) night in a hotel but still packing a full suitcase, including a 4 way extension to maximise the amount of free electricity I can steal

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments